Jimmy: I'm--I'm happy because I was voted "Coolest Guy" in high school! I mean, there's not an hour in my day that doesn't go by without me thinking about that, and that makes me smile. And I know that's kind of pathetic, but, you know, it's all I got. When I get depressed because I'm--I'm thinking about my crappy job as a security guard, I think about being "Coolest Guy." When Greg makes fun of me for living in his guesthouse, I think about being the "Coolest Guy." It's the only thing that makes me happy.
Christine: What about me and the kids?
Jimmy: Well, that, too... When you and the kids are really getting on my nerves, I think about being the "Coolest Guy."