Kim: I remember my first boyfriend. We spent every recess together until I beat him at the 50-yard dash. He cried and dumped me for the girl with scoliosis.
Jimmy: My first girlfriend was in the third grade—Debbie Aruka. But her father wouldn't let her and I play together because he thought I was gonna be a loser who would amount to nothing.
Greg: What was her father's name, Nostradamus?