Kim: You really did kiss 49 women...
Greg: I think someone owes me an apology.
Kim: You're a whore.
(Kim is reading Greg's list of women he's kissed)
Kim: These are like Charlie Sheen numbers, probably higher because hookers don't let you kiss them!
Greg: How do you know hookers—
Kim: I saw Pretty Woman!
Music: "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister
The original broadcast was a part of CBS' "Big Mistake Monday," a night of "bad ideas, wrong turns, and foolish choices."
Greg comments on "Corporal Klinger" showing up, referring to the cross-dressing character from M*A*S*H who wore woman's clothes to hopefully get out of the army.