Yes, Dear Season 4 Episode 24

Billy: I could really use the money to pay off my student loans.
Jimmy: You didn't even go to college.
Billy: Why do you think they want their money back?

Mr. Savitsky: Now, you see, this is what I miss. Sitting around the table with family. It reminds me of dinner growing up, except without Dad getting blind drunk and screaming about the Catholics.

Christine: I guess it would be good for the kids. They'd get to go to a great school, and did you see the size of that yard? They could run around there for hours. Jimmy, we could have free-range children.

Christine: Greg and Kim are family.
Jimmy: Yeah, well, maybe, but let's face it. We've really kind of overstayed our welcome there.
Christine: Well, you're right about that. The other night we were playing Scrabble, and Greg's first word was "getout."

Greg: Yeah, it's everything I ever wanted for myself. House in the suburbs on a quiet, little street, creating a wonderful life for me and my family—and four other people.

Kim: I'm gonna miss you guys.
Christine: We talked about this, alright? We're ten minutes away. We're gonna see each other all the time.
Kim: I guess. But it's hard to see you move. You know, we've lived together for four years. I don't even want to put this box down. It just seems so final.
Greg: (throwing boxes) Okay, one more load! Let's move, let's move, let's move!

Jimmy: No, guys, listen, we're too busy unpacking to help you, okay?
Christine: And you guys have your own boxes to unpack. Start with the box labeled "Dominic's Toys." And stay away from the box labeled "Mommy's Toys."

Jimmy: Man, I can't get over this place. Did you see that giant, massaging shower head in the bathroom?
Christine: See it? I have a date with it tomorrow morning.

Coleman: Christine, great news. I heard you're a Heath Ledger fan, so tomorrow night is movie night.
Christine: Wow. Watching a Heath Ledger movie in a private screening room.
Coleman: Actually, we're watching Cold Mountain. But I invited Heath to watch the movie with us.
Christine: Oh, my God!
Jimmy: Big deal. Heath Ledger. He's just a guy, no different from me.
Christine: Well, I hope you're right. That way, ten minutes into the movie, he'll be asleep with his pants open!