Yes, Dear

Season 4 Episode 15

Mama Said Knock You Out

Aired Wednesday 8:30 PM Feb 09, 2004 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Billy: (imitating Burgess Meredith as Mickey) "Alright, Rock, I'm gonna teach you a trick to get some speed in those legs, see. In the old days, chicken chasing was how we trained. See, now if you can catch this chicken, you can catch greased lightning, see?"
      Frank Stallone: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. I'm not Rocky. Alright? I'm not Sylvester Stallone. I'm his brother, Frank. I don't wanna do this.
      Billy: Come on, man. I do a really good Burgess Meredith. Just play along. "You're the champ! You're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder, see!"
      Frank Stallone: Come on, this is so stupid. After 30 years in the business, I can't believe I still got to listen to this stuff. Now, Bill Murray's brother does the show sometimes. You make him do lines from Ghostbusters, hmm? No. No!

    • Jimmy: Are you alright?
      Christine: Yeah, I'm fine.
      Jimmy: Then why are you still down?
      Christine: Because if I stay down, she can't hit me anymore.

    • Billy: I don't know, Jimmy. Can you live with yourself as a man having your wife handle your dirty work?
      Jimmy: Well, what do you expect me to do? Fight a girl?
      Roy: You got a point. We've seen you fight a girl.

    • Bess: Alright, you want me to go a few rounds with her, set it up. Any time, any place.
      Roy: I know a place with this pit that they fill up with Jell-O.
      Bess: Keep it up, and you and me are going a few rounds.
      Roy: Promises, promises!

    • Billy: You're having soup for lunch?
      Roy: Canned, too, huh? What happened? Christine's hammer fist knock you off solid food for a while?
      Jimmy: I happen to like soup, okay? And I can chew just fine, you idiot.
      Billy: Why are you looking at me? Roy said it.
      Jimmy: Because I can't move my neck.

    • Jimmy: I just hope it helps you.
      Christine: I think it already has. You know, I mean, it's such an endorphin rush, you know? I feel like a new woman.
      Jimmy: Can I have the old one back? This one scares the hell out of me.

    • Kim: You can't really blame them. They just saw their mother beat the heck out of their father.
      Greg: Yeah, you were whacking him like a piñata. One more hit, and I bet all that candy he'd been eating the past couple weeks was gonna come flying out.

    • Jimmy: You know, I'd say something back to her if I wasn't afraid I'd get fired. I don't know what I did to get on her bad side.
      Roy: I wish I was on her bad side.
      Jimmy: Why?
      Roy: Because then I'd flip her over and get on her good side!

    • Jimmy: Nice to see you, Bess. I didn't know you were into boxing.
      Bess: I'd ask you to go a few rounds, but I've seen you get winded punching a time clock.

    • Christine: Wow, Billy, working out at the gym. I'm impressed.
      Billy: Oh, don't be. So far all I've done is walk around checking out the girls.
      Kim: But you're all out of breath.
      Billy: Yeah, it's a big place.

    • Christine: Greg, that's so sweet. You were worried about me?
      Greg: Well, of course. I mean, if it was serious, and you got really sick and died, I'd be stuck with Jimmy forever.

    • Jimmy: Christine, you have got to get this checked out, okay? Because, you know, as much as I fantasize about doing it with the bald chick from the Star Trek movies, I--I don't want you risking your health to make it come true.

  • Notes

    • A clip from this episode was featured on the same day's The Wayne Brady Show, with guests Mike O'Malley and Liza Snyder.

  • Allusions

    • The title is borrowed from a 1990 LL Cool J song.

    • The tag spoofs Rocky, with guest star Frank Stallone (who played the timekeeper in the movie) getting angry about being confused with his more famous brother.

    • Roy: "Ain't gonna be no rematch."
      This is what Carl Weathers' character, Apollo Creed, says to Rocky in the film of the same name.

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