Yes, Dear

Season 3 Episode 2


Aired Wednesday 8:30 PM Sep 30, 2002 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jimmy: Now you're gonna make fun of my job, huh? You know what? I oughta smack you in the head. Yeah, you're just lucky you have lice and I got hairy knuckles.

    • Greg: Career? You're a security guard. You work a wooden gate. If you don't get termites, your career is safe.

    • Greg: You'll be happy to know that your head lice made it all the way to Savitsky.
      Jimmy: Oh man, you gave it to Savitsky?
      Greg: No, Jimmy. Technically, you gave it to Savitsky. I was just your filthy little delivery boy.

    • Jimmy: You washing his hair again?
      Christine: Yeah.
      Jimmy: And you're doing it again tomorrow?
      Christine: Well, you can't be too careful.
      Jimmy: Yeah, but the bottle says you only have to do it twice.
      Christine: Yeah, well, the bottle also says 99.9% effective. And if those were sure-fire odds, we wouldn't even have Dominic.

    • Mr. Savitsky: You know, that's what I like about you. You're a giver. You're not afraid to give me whatcha got.

    • Greg: I would open some champagne, but I'm afraid Jimmy and Christine would come like cats to the sound of a can opener.

    • Jimmy: You fell asleep first, didn't ya?
      Dominic: Yeah.
      Jimmy: Did ya get em back?
      Dominic: I left my wet underwear in their oven.

  • Notes

    • This and "We're Having a Baby" were the two episodes submitted for Emmy consideration in this season. Season 3 was also the only one that 20th Century Fox actually bothered to print up Emmy screeners.

    • New short version of the opening theme song.

  • Allusions