Greg: Would you at least stop with the baby talk? His name is Sam, not "Samalicious," not "Green Eggs and Sam," and most certainly not "Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong."
Kim: Oh, I haven't called him that since he was potty trained! Remember that, Sammy? (singing) Who put the poop in the daipy-daip-daip? Who took the poop, that was Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong. (Greg gets up and moves to another table.)