Kim: Where are you going?
Jimmy: I'm going down there to get Christine, okay? 'Cuz this is supposed to be a partnership. To raise a family, you need two people.
Greg: Apparently, those two people are me and you, Kim.
Jimmy: Hey. Where's Christine?
Kim: At the sorority house. They're having a party, because they all passed their exams.
Greg: Are there going to be invitations to this party, or are all the guests going to be randomly abducted?
Kim: I hate going to bed hungry again, but I just couldn't eat any more of that meatloaf Jimmy made.
Greg: I know. I'd rather take a few bites out of Meatloaf, the singer.
Kim: So you really like hanging out with these girls?
Christine: Well, I didn't expect to, but... they're like the little sisters I never had.
Christine: Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that. It's—it's just, you know, they look up to me.
Kim: I looked up to—yeah, I guess you got a point.
Kim: Christine, I just never thought you would join any group after what happened with the Girl Scouts.
Christine: Oh, sure. You know, they all had a big problem with me smoking. But you know what? When it came time to light that campfire, everybody was all, "Oh, where's Christine, where's Christine?"
Kim: What the hell is going on?
Christine; I joined a sorority.
Greg: You? Did the Hell's Angels open a chapter up on campus?
Christine: Oh, that must be it up there on the left... Oh, my God, it's a sorority house. No, no, no, no, no -- keep driving, keep driving, keep driving!
Christine: Well, I'm not going in there. Jimmy, they're probably not even studying. I'm sure they're just sitting around in their pajamas, painting each other's toenails, and telling stories about how they lost their virginity.
Jimmy: Maybe I should go in there.
Christine: No, thanks. I mean, I don't fit in with all those 20-year-olds. Besides, I'm sure they just think of me as the weird old lady in class.
Greg: Well, I know what it's like to feel like an outcast. Freshman year, I did work study cleaning the gym, but I had to wear this mask for the ammonia. All the jocks called me Phantom of the Mopera.
Kim: Oh, my God -- you're The Phantom? I married The Phantom?!
Greg: Oh, my God. You're still studying? I've never seen you this nervous taking tests.
Kim: She was like this sometimes in high school. But they were the tests where you pee on a stick.
Jimmy: Lucky for us, all through high school she got straight blue's.
Both of the two lead guest stars were previous regular cast members of TGIF ABC sitcoms. Danielle Fishel was on Boy Meets World, and Jodie Sweetin was on Full House. Fishel also guest starred on 2 episodes of Full House as Jennifer P., a popular girl who becomes friends with Sweetin's character, Stephanie.
Of course, the guy who "looks just like Bobby Trendy" is Bobby Trendy, best known(?) as the flamboyant interior decorator whose unluxurious custom-made furniture Anna Nicole got suckered into buying on her self-entitled show.
Music: "The Anna Nicole Show Theme" (or a reasonable facsimile of it)
Co-star Benjamin Neivert is a production associate for the series.