Christine: No, thanks. I mean, I don't fit in with all those 20-year-olds. Besides, I'm sure they just think of me as the weird old lady in class.
Greg: Well, I know what it's like to feel like an outcast. Freshman year, I did work study cleaning the gym, but I had to wear this mask for the ammonia. All the jocks called me Phantom of the Mopera.
Kim: Oh, my God -- you're The Phantom? I married The Phantom?!