Greg: I need you to help me Feng Shui my office.
Christine: "Feng Shui your office?"
Greg: Yeah, I've been reading a lot about it. How the way furniture is arranged in a room can pump up your productivity and even affect your mood.
Christine: Uh... yeah, uh, I don't know, Greg. That sounds kind of stupid.
Greg: Yeah, but is that you talking, or is that the negative energy in the air because that chair is facing west?