Yin: Can I please have a scarf?
Saranoia: Oh, no, I have something much better for you. Here's a hat and mittens.
Saranoia: And here is some hot cocoa.
Yin: Also neat!
Saranoia: And here is a book of empowering female poetry.
Yin: Right on!
Saranoia: And here are some scarves for all of your friends!
Yin: I'll go find some!
Saranoia: You do that.
Yang: Say, do you have a scarf for me?
Saranoia: (shrieks) HASN'T SOCIETY UNFAIRLY GIVEN YOU ENOUGH?!?!