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    UnfortunateDog

    [1]Nov 19, 2006
    • member since: 10/11/06
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 423

    Topic says it all.

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    clone501

    [2]Feb 25, 2007
    • member since: 02/15/07
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 101

    MY FAVE IS

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SEES A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS GO BY SHE SAYS "STOP THAT TWENKE"

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    reddman22

    [3]May 28, 2007
    • member since: 05/14/07
    • level: 3
    • rank: Soup Nazi
    • posts: 24
    my favorite one is- yo momma is like an SUV big, black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
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    darknaruto44

    [4]Jul 21, 2007
    • member since: 01/01/07
    • level: 20
    • rank: Cow Bell
    • posts: 3,951

    heres 1 yo momma so fat burger king got a restraining order

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    UNCLEBENNY50000

    [5]Jul 31, 2007
    • member since: 05/19/04
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 16

    My Favorite One Is Yo Momma's So Nasty That When I Asked Her What Was For Dinner Tonight She Spread Her Legs Out And Said Crabs

    I Also Like Yo Momma's So Dumb She Got Fired From A Blowjob

    Or Yo Momma's Like A Shotgun One Cock And She'll Blow!

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    exterminator25

    [6]Aug 22, 2007
    • member since: 08/08/07
    • level: 27
    • rank: Shark Jumper
    • posts: 2,554
    yo mommas like a christmas tree, i hang my balls on her.
    yo mommas so stupid, she got locked in wal-mart and starved.
    yo mommas like the town bike, shes cheap, dirty and everyones had a ride.
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    sylent_asassin

    [7]Aug 24, 2007
    • member since: 06/19/05
    • level: 26
    • rank: Bow Flex
    • posts: 9,402
    Yo Momma is so nasty... she bobbled more balls than Terell Owens.
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    exterminator25

    [8]Aug 29, 2007
    • member since: 08/08/07
    • level: 27
    • rank: Shark Jumper
    • posts: 2,554
    yo mommas so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested for mooning.
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    Gander119

    [9]Mar 22, 2008
    • member since: 12/18/07
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 313
    Yo mamma's so fat,her driver's license says "picture continued on other side."
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    cool-teen15

    [10]Jun 1, 2008
    • member since: 12/12/06
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 111
    YOUR MOM IS LIKE A COMPUTER, SHES USELESS UNTIL SHES TURNED ON!
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    Benwolf13

    [11]Aug 5, 2008
    • member since: 11/11/07
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 1,208
    Your mom is so fat they're makin a new movie about here it's called "Around the World in 80 Seconds".
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    DaReverend1

    [12]Sep 30, 2008
    • member since: 07/12/08
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 147
    yo mamma's so old, her sneakers say Air Jesus
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