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    charmedboy862

    [1]Nov 28, 2006
    • member since: 08/15/06
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    Yo momma is like the subway everyone gets a ride
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    chakachaka2

    [2]Dec 30, 2006
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    charmedboy862 wrote:
    Yo momma is like the subway everyone gets a ride
    You know you can look at jokes of Yo Mama on ahajokes.com
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    YankzBoy96

    [3]Feb 21, 2007
    • member since: 02/22/07
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    Yo momma is so ugly wen she waz born the docter looked at her butt then her face and sed yup there twins
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    reddman22

    [4]May 30, 2007
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    yo momma is so nasty she has more rappers in her than an ipod
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    darknaruto44

    [5]Jun 29, 2007
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    yo momma is so fat she stepped on a scale the said abcdefg get this fat bich off of me

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    rebel_32

    [6]Jun 30, 2007
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    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
    Edited on 06/30/2007 8:43pm
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    rebel_32

    [7]Jun 30, 2007
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    Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

    Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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    rebel_32

    [8]Jun 30, 2007
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    Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.


    Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

    Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

    Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture

    Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

    Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

    Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

    Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

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    rebel_32

    [9]Jul 1, 2007
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    Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

    Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

    Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

    Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

    Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

    Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

    Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

    Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

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    rebel_32

    [10]Jul 1, 2007
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    Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

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    rebel_32

    [11]Jul 1, 2007
    • member since: 06/28/07
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    Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans

    Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

    Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

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