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    ryflyguy

    [1]Apr 21, 2006
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    Here is where u post ur best jokes, just like on the show. U can use quotes from the show or wuteva.

    This was edited by the editor to change the topic name.

    Edited on 05/17/2006 11:59am
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    akdorsey27

    [2]Apr 21, 2006
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    This is one from the show:

    Your head so big you don't have dream you have motion pictures.

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    passiton

    [3]Apr 22, 2006
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    (Show)

    Yo' Momma so black, she went to night school and got marked absent.

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    ryflyguy

    [4]Apr 22, 2006
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    My fav was Yo momma so stupid she try to put m&m's in alphabetical order

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    SamuraiRaven

    [5]Apr 23, 2006
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     Yo Momma so old, Jesus is in her Yearbook. 

             Here are some "Poor" jokes

    Yo Momma so poor she couldn't afford the "WEL" in the "WELCOME" mat.

    Yo Momma is so poor she got married just for the rice. 

    Yo Momma is so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street one day and asked her what she was doing. She said "MOVING". 

    Yo Momma is so poor she can't get kill the rats in her apartment because they pay half the rent. 

    I have to much spear time.

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    ryflyguy

    [6]Apr 23, 2006
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    were those from the show?
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    FreshBloodJoker

    [7]Apr 25, 2006
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    I brought yomama on ebay
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    ryflyguy

    [8]Apr 25, 2006
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    Yo momma so fat her favorite show is fudge bunny!in stad of Bugs Bunny

    Yo momma so fat people call her Brickey house!in stead of Mickey Mouse

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    FreshBloodJoker

    [9]Apr 26, 2006
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    yo mama so fat her favorite meal is seconds
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    diaboromon

    [10]Apr 26, 2006
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    (from show)

    your so black and your teeth so yellow when you smile you look like a pitsburgh steelers helmet
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    Sunny256

    [11]Apr 26, 2006
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    yo momma is so fat, her belly button ring has stretch marks.

    yo momma is so heavy, jesus couldn't lift her spirits.

    yo momma is so easy, i asked her what time it was, she said let's f***.

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    passiton

    [12]Apr 27, 2006
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    Yo Momma so stupid, I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave.
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    spursFAN007

    [13]Apr 27, 2006
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    yo mama's so fat she got babtised at sea world.

    yo mamas so fat, damn shes fat (show)
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    evil_cm

    [14]Apr 29, 2006
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    Yo mama is so stupid she gets hit by a parked car.
    Yo mama is so stupid he got stuck in a grocery store and starved to death.
    YO mama is so fat when she jumps, she gets stuck.

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    yay_boredom

    [15]Apr 29, 2006
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    Yo momma is a platinum wrapper, she wrapped a million burritios.
    Yo momma is like wolf tracks, laid across the countries.

    BOTH FROM THE SHOW
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    yay_boredom

    [16]Apr 29, 2006
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    Yo momma is a platinum wrapper, she wrapped a million burritios.
    Yo momma is like wolf tracks, laid across the countries.

    BOTH FROM THE SHOW
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    coltcabana

    [17]May 3, 2006
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    (show)

    yo momma is so stupid she think MCI is a rapper

    yo momma is so poor her church clothes are her work clothes

    yo momma is so dark she could go to a funeral naked and be properly dressed

    (my own)

    yo momma is so stupid she thinks a garage sale is where the garage is for sale

    yo momma is so stupid when she hears you drive me nuts she grabs a can of nuts and drives it

    yo momma is so stupid when you tell her you drive me up the wall she tries to drive the car up the side of the house

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    Teddy_Love

    [18]May 7, 2006
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    Yo Mama so fat, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb
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    AkewsticRockR

    [19]May 8, 2006
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    Yo momma is such a slut, she sells her pubic hairs to tourists as souvenirs.

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    AkewsticRockR

    [20]May 8, 2006
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    Edited on 05/08/2006 3:31pm
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