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Yo' Momma so black, she went to night school and got marked absent.
My fav was Yo momma so stupid she try to put m&m's in alphabetical order
Yo Momma so old, Jesus is in her Yearbook.
Here are some "Poor" jokes
Yo Momma so poor she couldn't afford the "WEL" in the "WELCOME" mat.
Yo Momma is so poor she got married just for the rice.
Yo Momma is so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street one day and asked her what she was doing. She said "MOVING".
Yo Momma is so poor she can't get kill the rats in her apartment because they pay half the rent.
I have to much spear time.
Yo momma so fat her favorite show is fudge bunny!in stad of Bugs Bunny
Yo momma so fat people call her Brickey house!in stead of Mickey Mouse
yo momma is so fat, her belly button ring has stretch marks.
yo momma is so heavy, jesus couldn't lift her spirits.
yo momma is so easy, i asked her what time it was, she said let's f***.
Yo mama is so stupid she gets hit by a parked car. Yo mama is so stupid he got stuck in a grocery store and starved to death. YO mama is so fat when she jumps, she gets stuck.
yo momma is so stupid she think MCI is a rapper
yo momma is so poor her church clothes are her work clothes
yo momma is so dark she could go to a funeral naked and be properly dressed
yo momma is so stupid she thinks a garage sale is where the garage is for sale
yo momma is so stupid when she hears you drive me nuts she grabs a can of nuts and drives it
yo momma is so stupid when you tell her you drive me up the wall she tries to drive the car up the side of the house
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