I love Yo Momma jokes been around 'em all my life I've made up some on the list below and others are from the school, street, "In Livin Color, etc. I am a big fan and hope you love and enjoy thses jokes as much as I have. (Plus they're freaking hilarious!!!!!)
Yo momma like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Yo momma so black.... where'd ya go?
Yo momma so stupid she studied for a rectal exam.
Yo momma is so fat people do a marathon around her
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic comes to a halt.
Yo momma so toothless that it takes her an hour to eat minute rice.
Yo momma is like a vacuum she sucks, blows, and gets stored in the closet.
Yo momma's face so oily people are going to war over it.
Yo momma so fat that when she wears a t-shirt with a H a helicopter lands on it.
Yo momma so fat... we're in her right now
Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale it says, "To infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale it says, "Please do not weigh livestock."
Yo momma so fat she is AN ARMY OF ONE
Yo momma is so poor her clock only has one hand
Yo momma so poor when somebody killed a roach she said, "Who killed the family pet?"
Yo momma so poor that when a ciggarette burned out she asked, "Who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma is like a scooter you like to ride her, but you're embarrased if you're found riding her."
Yo momma so fat that she wears a red shirt everyone starts yelling, "Kool Aid"
Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo momma so wrinkled you have to screw her hat on.
Yo momma is like a light, even a three year old can turn her on.
Yo momma is like the Pillsburry Doughboy everyone gets to poke her.
Yo momma so fat that after sex she smokes turkey.
Yo momma is like a door knob everyone gets to turn her.
Yo momma so fat that when people drive on the freeway they look out for her.
Yo momma is so old that when God said, "Let there be light." He asked her to move.
Yo momma is so old she was Jesus' babysitter
Yo momma so fat the after sex I had to roll three times to get off her.
Yo momma so ugly that when she stepped outside she was arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so fat that when people see her on the beach they think it's a beached whale
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