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    KnowledgeGuru

    [41]Jun 27, 2006
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    Yo mammas so small that when she had a flat tire she pulled to the side and replaced it with a random cheerio on the ground

    Yo mamma's voice is soo bad that when she talks the cows answer back.

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    Osirismon

    [42]Jul 3, 2006
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    Yo momma's teeth got more color than a box of crayons.

    Yo momma's so short, she broke her neck jumping off a piece of paper.

    Yo momma's so short, she can **** my **** standing up.

    Yo momma's breath is so hot, she got perscription Tic Tacs.
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    kurby123

    [43]Jul 3, 2006
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    Yo momma's such a whore, everyone on this forum has the same momma.
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    KnowledgeGuru

    [44]Jul 4, 2006
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    yo mamma's so big she plays twister on the US states...................caller: right foot utah, left arm new york....etc
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    Ironman182

    [45]Jul 10, 2006
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    I friend told me this one and i liked it...
    Your Momma is so fat she applies her lipstick with a paint roller.
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    all456

    [46]Jul 10, 2006
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    yo mommas so fat she uses hyway 99 as a waterslide

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    BATTLESTAR94

    [47]Jul 11, 2006
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     Yo momma is so stupid she went to to an L.A Clippers game just looking for a haircut.

                                                             

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    all456

    [48]Jul 11, 2006
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    Yo Momma is so stupid she walked into an antique store and asked whats new
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    Plunky825

    [49]Jul 12, 2006
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    Yo mama so stupid she locked her keys OUT of the car!
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [50]Jul 12, 2006
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    Yo Momma`s so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

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    all456

    [51]Jul 12, 2006
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    [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
    Edited on 07/12/2006 3:13pm
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    all456

    [52]Jul 12, 2006
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    llet me just put it this way i saw your momma walkin down the street and she fell i didn't wana laugh but the ground was cracking up

    yo mommas so fat shamus jealous

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    BATTLESTAR94

    [53]Jul 13, 2006
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    Yo momma is so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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    cats12r

    [54]Jul 16, 2006
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    yo momma so stupid:

     she put a quarter in a parking meter and asked "weres my gumball?"

    she tried to kill a fish by drowning it

    she tried to kill a worm by burying it alive

    she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

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    kurby123

    [55]Jul 17, 2006
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    Yo Momma's so fat, her ass has more crack than Courtney Love.
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    pianoman101010

    [56]Jul 18, 2006
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    Yo Mama so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!!

    Yo Mama so stupid, she through a rock at the graound and missed.

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    clueless20101

    [57]Jul 22, 2006
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    'random one' Yo mamma so stupid she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled "stop that twinky"

    'from the show'

    I don't wanna talk about ur mamma I like her we were talking about throwing u out any way.

    Edited on 07/25/2006 1:21pm
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    smartntuff

    [58]Jul 24, 2006
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    yo momma so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [59]Jul 26, 2006
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    Yo Momma`s so ugly her reflection runs for cover.

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    kurby123

    [60]Aug 17, 2006
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    Yo momma's so old, she slept with every caveman, which explains why you look like one.
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