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Yo momma is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma`s so fat she wakes up in sections.
Yo momma is so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign she went home an got 16 friends.
Yo momma so fat, if I shoved a plunger up her butt and pulled it back out, I'd pull out a midget and she'd be 50 pounds lighter.
Yo momma so stupid, she that claustrophobia was the ability to make long distance phone calls to Santa Claus.
Yo momma so stupid, she thought 'Rubberband Man' was a man made out of comdoms.
Yo momma so guilible AND stupid, that if you play 'Hot in here' in the middle of a blizzard, she'll strip faster than you can say 'Dee Dee Dee'!
Yo momma so stupid, when she heard 'Ms. Newbooty', she glued a rocker to her butt so whenever she hears that song, her 'booty booty booty booty' will be 'rockin everywhere'.
yo moma so fat she went to mcdonalds tripped over wendys and fell on burger king
yo moma so ugly...well just look at you
yo moma so fat i ran around her twice and got lost
yo moma so fat she sweats butter and syrup and she got a full time job at dennys wiping pancakes on her forehead
yo moma so poor i went to her house tripped on the front door and fell out the window
if you didnt have hands you wouldnt where gloves, if you didnt have feet you wouldnt where socks, so why yo moma whering a braw
Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mommas like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
yo mommas so fat shes on a seefood diet, everything she sees she eats
Yo momma`s so ugly, she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning!
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