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    frypan91

    [61]Aug 20, 2006
    • member since: 12/12/04
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    • posts: 526
    Yo momma so dirty, she has more wangs in her than a chinese phonebook.
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [62]Aug 21, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
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    • posts: 66

    Yo momma is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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    frypan91

    [63]Aug 21, 2006
    • member since: 12/12/04
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    Yo momma so old, when she reads the Bible, she reminisces.
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    LyokoOddFan

    [64]Aug 26, 2006
    • member since: 08/09/06
    • level: 16
    • rank: Church Lady
    • posts: 808
    Yo mamma so stupid, she stood up on a empty bus
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    frypan91

    [65]Aug 28, 2006
    • member since: 12/12/04
    • level: 4
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    • posts: 526
    Yo momma so black, she goes to funerals butt naked.
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [66]Sep 21, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66

    Yo momma`s so fat she wakes up in sections.

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    blazeboy800

    [67]Oct 5, 2006
    • member since: 08/25/06
    • level: 3
    • rank: Soup Nazi
    • posts: 22
    yo mamma so stupid she trips over a cordless phone
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [68]Oct 11, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66

    Yo momma is so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign she went home an got 16 friends.

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    Osirismon

    [69]Oct 23, 2006
    • member since: 11/29/04
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 9
    Yo momma's a prostitute known as the Superman Special:

    She gets ****ed faster than a speeding bullet,

    Her screams are more powerful than a locomotive,

    And when she has an orgasm, she squirts c** that leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
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    bg_james

    [70]Oct 26, 2006
    • member since: 09/11/05
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 380

    Yo momma so fat, if I shoved a plunger up her butt and pulled it back out, I'd pull out a midget and she'd be 50 pounds lighter.

    Yo momma so stupid, she that claustrophobia was the ability to make long distance phone calls to Santa Claus.

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought 'Rubberband Man' was a man made out of comdoms.

    Yo momma so guilible AND stupid, that if you play 'Hot in here' in the middle of a blizzard, she'll strip faster than you can say 'Dee Dee Dee'!

    Yo momma so stupid, when she heard 'Ms. Newbooty', she glued a rocker to her butt so whenever she hears that song, her 'booty booty booty booty' will be 'rockin everywhere'.

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    crazyman321

    [71]Oct 27, 2006
    • member since: 10/21/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 4,264

    yo moma so fat she went to mcdonalds tripped over wendys and fell on burger king

    yo moma so ugly...well just look at you

    yo moma so fat i ran around her twice and got lost

    yo moma so fat she sweats butter and syrup and she got a full time job at dennys wiping pancakes on her forehead

    yo moma so poor i went to her house tripped on the front door and fell out the window

    if you didnt have hands you wouldnt where gloves, if you didnt have feet you wouldnt where socks, so why yo moma whering a braw

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    LBJWadeVsDmelo3

    [72]Oct 28, 2006
    • member since: 10/24/06
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 26
    (show)  yo mama is so fat that she tripped and fell, i didnt laugh, but the ground was crackin up
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [73]Oct 29, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66
    Yo momma is so lazy that she came in last in a recent snail marathon
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    kurby123

    [74]Oct 29, 2006
    • member since: 12/19/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 2,545
    Yo mommas so ugly, she comes into Freddy Krugers dreams and scares him.

    Yo mommas like a roller coaster, you gotta be at least four feet to ride if you know what I mean.

    Yo mommas so dirty, she gives away STDs over the phone.
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [75]Oct 30, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66
    Yo momma is so ugly, people go as her for Halloween!
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    Bunnyboy1330

    [76]Oct 30, 2006
    • member since: 07/29/06
    • level: 3
    • rank: Soup Nazi
    • posts: 9
    How do you do that?
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [77]Nov 3, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66
    If you are wondering about the font, where it says "Times New Roman" I clicked on it and get different fonts.
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    zerouzaria

    [78]Nov 4, 2006
    • member since: 10/27/06
    • level: 7
    • rank: Talk Show Host
    • posts: 99

    Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

    yo mommas like a doorknob everyone gets a turn

    yo mommas so fat shes on a seefood diet, everything she sees she eats

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    zerouzaria

    [79]Nov 4, 2006
    • member since: 10/27/06
    • level: 7
    • rank: Talk Show Host
    • posts: 99
    yo mommas so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [80]Nov 4, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66

    Yo momma`s so ugly, she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning!

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