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    Osirismon

    [81]Nov 8, 2006
    • member since: 11/29/04
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 9
    (show) Yo momma's so stupid, she start running up the block everytime someone call her, cause her phone says Sprint.

    Yo momma's so short, she can do backflips under her bed.
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    EuroHeroPT

    [82]Nov 9, 2006
    • member since: 11/10/06
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 7

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE PLAYS HIDE AND GO SEEk WITH HER BELLYBUTTON!

    YO MOMMA IS LIKE MOUNT RUSHMORE, SHE ALWAYS HAS 4 FACES On HER!

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE BRANG A SPOON To THE SUPERBOWL!

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    frypan91

    [84]Nov 11, 2006
    • member since: 12/12/04
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 526
    Heres one that I made up unless someone else made it up already.

    Yo momma is like a big hershey's kiss. She's shaped like one, and she got my almonds in her.
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    Secure_The_Area

    [85]Nov 11, 2006
    • member since: 02/07/06
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 37

    Yo momma's so nasty, I watched a porno of her online and I got AIDS

    sorry if that's offensive lol

    Edited on 11/11/2006 11:41pm
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    Osirismon

    [86]Nov 12, 2006
    • member since: 11/29/04
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 9
    (show) Yo momma's so cheap, she goes to the clubs with her own drink.

    (show) Yo momma's so hunchbacked, when it rains, only her ass gets wet.

    Yo momma got no feet and claims she can kick my ass.

    Yo momma's like a truck. Ram tough and can fit twelve in her.
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [87]Dec 19, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66
    Yo momma is so stupid she asked "What`s the number for 911?!"
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    JohnnyMalRox

    [88]Dec 19, 2006
    • member since: 12/13/06
    • level: 36
    • rank: Young and Restless
    • posts: 302
    Yo momma aint got a nose talk about gimmie some crack
    Yo momma's like a hotel, people check in, people check out, and she come with free room service.
    Yo Momma is so ugly, when she walks by the bathromm, the toilet flushes.
    yo mommma is so ugly, she made Barney curse.
    yo momma is like a library... open to the public
    yo momma ain't got no feet talk about "let's do the running man"
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    JohnnyMalRox

    [89]Dec 19, 2006
    • member since: 12/13/06
    • level: 36
    • rank: Young and Restless
    • posts: 302
    Yo momma aint got a nose talk about gimmie some crack
    Yo momma's like a hotel, people check in, people check out, and she come with free room service.
    Yo Momma is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom, the toilet flushes.
    yo mommma is so ugly, she made Barney curse.
    yo momma is like a library... open to the public
    yo momma ain't got no feet talk about "let's do the running man"
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    JohnnyMalRox

    [90]Dec 19, 2006
    • member since: 12/13/06
    • level: 36
    • rank: Young and Restless
    • posts: 302

    Yo momma aint got a nose talk about gimmie some crack

    Yo momma's like a hotel, people check in, people check out, and she come with free room service.

    Yo Momma is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom, the toilet flushes.

    yo mommma is so ugly, she made Barney curse.

     yo momma is like a library... open to the public

    yo momma ain't got no feet talk about "let's do the running man"

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    kurby123

    [91]Dec 21, 2006
    • member since: 12/19/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 2,545
    Yo momma's like a computer, if I smack her, she works faster.
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    sylent_asassin

    [92]Dec 22, 2006
    • member since: 06/19/05
    • level: 26
    • rank: Bow Flex
    • posts: 9,402
    Yo mama's like a bowling ball; You pick her up, finger her and roll her in the gutter.

    Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran outside with a spoon.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out.
    Edited on 12/22/2006 3:50pm
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    kurby123

    [93]Dec 23, 2006
    • member since: 12/19/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 2,545
    This next joke is really offensive, so watch out.

















    Yo momma's so brown, she farts curry powder.
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [94]Dec 23, 2006
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66
    Yo momma`s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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    chakachaka2

    [95]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 11/11/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 57
    Here are some fat ones

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her..

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Stupid ones

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
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    BATTLESTAR94

    [96]Jan 1, 2007
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66
    Yo momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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    Ivlander14

    [97]Jan 11, 2007
    • member since: 11/21/06
    • level: 28
    • rank: Disco Stu
    • posts: 1,833
    Yo momma so fat, she don't do tae-kwon-do. She does tae-kwon-donut.

    Yo momma so stupid, she thinks her Adam's apple grew on a tree.

    Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a porn magazine.
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    SmilesAlot

    [98]Jan 12, 2007
    • member since: 06/24/06
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 157

    I didnt make these....

    Yo Momma is so fat when she entered a fat contest she won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

    (moms w/ blonde hair..no offense) Yo momma is so ugly if she had an afro she would look like a used Q-tip.

    Yo momma is so scary I took her to a haunted house and she came out w/ a job application.

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    BATTLESTAR94

    [99]Jan 19, 2007
    • member since: 11/13/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 66
    Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off the cliff.
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    kurby123

    [100]Feb 3, 2007
    • member since: 12/19/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 2,545
    Yo momma's so stupid, she wanted to bang Saddam Hussein because she heard he was hung!
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