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    JohnnyMalRox

    [101]Feb 3, 2007
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    kurby123 wrote:
    Yo momma's so stupid, she wanted to bang Saddam Hussein because she heard he was hung!
    Harp said that. Yo moma's like a tissue: once I blow her, i throw her away
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    kurby123

    [102]Feb 5, 2007
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    JohnnyMalRox wrote:
    kurby123 wrote:
    Yo momma's so stupid, she wanted to bang Saddam Hussein because she heard he was hung!
    Harp said that. Yo moma's like a tissue: once I blow her, i throw her away

    Yeah I know Harp said it. It was awesome! It was so good I thought everyone should hear it.
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    adawg1500

    [103]Feb 7, 2007
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    yo momma so fat that when she step on the scale it says to be continued...

    yo momma so skinny she wrapped her self in tin foil and went as a left over breadstick for halloween

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    BATTLESTAR94

    [104]Feb 14, 2007
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    Yo momma is so small she used a Dorito as a hanglider.
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    YankzBoy96

    [105]Feb 21, 2007
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    yo momma is like a frying pan everybody put there meat on her then throws her away
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    YankzBoy96

    [106]Feb 21, 2007
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    yo momma got more nuts then a snickersbar
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    YankzBoy96

    [107]Feb 22, 2007
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    Yo momma is like a doornob everybody gets a turn
    Yo momma is so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach
    Yo momma is like a Pizza hutt not there in 30mins its free
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    YankzBoy96

    [108]Feb 26, 2007
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    Yo Mamma is so fat every time she swets it smells like turky bacon Yo momma is like a christmas tree i hang my balls on her Yo Momma is so stupid she thinks that a ds lite helps her loose weight Yo momma is so nastey that every time she sh**** it looks like a lobster Yo momma is like blockbuster poeple rent stuff from her everyday and if u dont returne it back in time u have to pay Yo momma is like thudercats shes a Hoooooooo Yo momma is like sata claus she calls every one a ho
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    fullmoon_kiss

    [109]Mar 5, 2007
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    yo mamma so stupid that when she went to the movies it said 13 and up so she went home and got 12 of her friends
    yo mamma so skinney she can use a cheerio as a floaty
    yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
    yo mamma so old when she breast feeds it comes out as powderd milk
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    papput

    [110]Mar 28, 2007
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    Here's some from me...

    - Strange, I c yo momma lost weight? Wait, it's just her meatcurtains hanging to the ground!

    - Yo momma so horrible ugly that even blind kids get scared!

    - Yo momma is so fat that she would even trade you for KFC leftovers!

    - You momma is so poor that even the worlds richest nation becomes the third world to her. Hey dont throw away the chickenbones it's enough to feed her and her family!

    Edited on 03/28/2007 4:59pm
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    game-master20

    [111]Apr 16, 2007
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    Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust

    Yo mamma's so old, she owes Jesus $3.


    Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.

    Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

    Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gum-ball machine.

    Yo mamma's so poor, a burglar broke into her house and left her some money.

    yo mamma's so ugly she walked into a haunted house and got out with a pay check

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    reddman22

    [112]May 28, 2007
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    quote from harp " yo momma's like an suv, big, black, and room for 6 construction workers inside

    quote from the the show-i forgot who- yo momma is so nasty, she has more rappers in her than an ipod

    my own(unless someone else made it up but i never heard it b4) yo momma is like a television, everyone turns her on

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    Chitown07

    [113]Jun 18, 2007
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    lol.
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    Chitown07

    [114]Jun 18, 2007
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    ryflyguy wrote:
    Here is where u post ur best jokes, just like on the show. U can use quotes from the show or wuteva.

    This was edited by the editor to change the topic name.

    Yo moma so fat, she gotta get out the car to change the station.

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    Chitown07

    [115]Jun 18, 2007
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    yo moma so dark, when she jump in the lake people though she was a oil spill
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    the13slayers

    [116]Jun 25, 2007
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    heres some fom me:yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arested for mooning,yo momma so fat she was floating in the water and spain claimed her as a new world
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    75outkast

    [117]Jun 27, 2007
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    Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to commit suicide jumping out of a basement window.
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    JohnnyMalRox

    [118]Jun 28, 2007
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    yo momma's so ugly, T-Pain wouldnt buy her a drank
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    sweetmemi

    [119]Jun 29, 2007
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    lmao
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    sweetmemi

    [120]Jun 29, 2007
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    AkewsticRockR wrote:
    Yo momma is such a slut, she sells her pubic hairs to tourists as souvenirs.



    lmao that's nasty
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