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    kurby123

    [121]Jun 29, 2007
    • member since: 12/19/05
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    Yo momma's so fat, she shoots pool with planets.
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    JohnnyMalRox

    [122]Jun 30, 2007
    • member since: 12/13/06
    • level: 36
    • rank: Young and Restless
    • posts: 302
    yo momma's so ugly, Fall Out Boy said NO THNKS for her memories
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    rebel_32

    [123]Jun 30, 2007
    • member since: 06/28/07
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    • posts: 11
    yo momma is so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business
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    rebel_32

    [124]Jun 30, 2007
    • member since: 06/28/07
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    • posts: 11

    yo momma is so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...

    yo momma is so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

    yo momma is so stupidthat she found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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    exterminator25

    [125]Aug 22, 2007
    • member since: 08/08/07
    • level: 27
    • rank: Shark Jumper
    • posts: 2,554
    yo mommas like a christmas tree, i hang my balls on her.
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    animealchemist

    [126]Aug 22, 2007
    • member since: 07/28/07
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 59
    yo momma so hairy,that when she took a shower,her back turned into the grudge.
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    exterminator25

    [127]Aug 23, 2007
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    • level: 27
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    yo mommas like the swings. Shes filthy, cheap and everyones had a ride

    yo mommas so ugly everytime she looks in the mirror she gets 7 years bad luck

    Edited on 09/08/2007 5:13am
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    Benwolf13

    [128]Aug 5, 2008
    • member since: 11/11/07
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 1,208
    You momma is so fat they had to use seaworld for her baptism.
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