Ramon: See her? There she is, Emmanuelle DuBois, the perfect angel. I met her two days ago. She seemed to like me, then again you weren't around.
D'Artagnan: You don't think that I would try...
Ramon: Yes, I do.
D'Artagnan: Are you saying that I...
Ramon: Yes, I am.
D'Artagnan: I'll be the perfect gentleman.
Ramon: No, no, no, no, don't do that. And don't be a rogue. And don't act disinterested 'cause women love men who are unattainable. I want you to be...boring.
Ramon: Yes, boring and slovenly.