D'Artagnan and Jacqueline meet the famous author Alexandre Dumas and in a strange twist he relays to them that he is their creator. Meanwhile, Jacqueline learns her brother is back in France and wants to see her and Siroc creates a love potion which the Musketeers test - but with interesting results.moreless
Jacques/Jacqueline: Are you lookin for another fight? Because I make a far better adversary than Bernard.
D'Artagnan: No drawn swords among friends...but how about a wrestling match?
(Jacques/Jacqueline hits him)D'Artagnan: Or, maybe not.
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Jacques/Jacqueline: So what happens? Do I find my brother again?
Alexandre Dumas: I haven't decided.
D'Artagnan: Who do you think you are? Some kind of God?
Alexandre Dumas: Ah, I didn't say that, I'm just a writer trying to make ends meet.
Jacques/Jacqueline: Well then why don't you write us out of this cafe?
D'Artagnan: Why don't you have her kiss me?
Alexandre Dumas: That wouldn't be in character.
(Jacques/Jacqueline hits D'Artagnan)Jacques/Jacqueline: Got that right.
Alexandre Dumas: At least not yet.
(D'Artagnan taps Jacques/Jacqueline's shoulder)Edit
(Describing the love potion's side effects)Siroc: There might just be a little bit of nausea... and some headaches... and rashes... and diarrhea... and loss of appetiite.
Ramon: Loss of appetite!
Siroc: Just kidding.
Ramon: Ha ha ha.
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