Iolaus: (trying to convince Timor to help them) Hey, you'll be a hero! Girls love heroes.
Iolaus: You're scaring me, Timor.
Hercules (carrying a wounded Iolaus): We gotta find some place for you to rest.
Iolaus: Ah, no, I'll be fine. Just drop me off at the next Vestal Virgin training camp.
(After spooking Jason's chariot horses)
Strife: May the horse be with you!
This refers to the famous line "May the Force be with you." from the Star Wars films.
Title: Con Ares
This is a reference to the 1997 film Con Air, starring Nicolas Cage.