Miss Duel Academy
Chancellor Sheppard announces a Miss Duel Academy Beauty Pageant. Alexis, Blair, Jasmine, Mindy, and Miss Fontaine, among 20 girls, enter the contest. Miss Dorothy is proud of her retirement as Miss Duel Academy, so that she can find a replacement. At the contest, Jaden is the host, and the judges are Atticus, Dr. Crowler, Bonaparte, and a special guest judge, Simon Cowell, of American Idol fame. The contest begins with the swimsuit competition, where the girls show off their wonderful bodies and their best swimsuits. Next up is the talent contest, where Miss Fontaine shows off her dance skills, Jasmine shows off her belly-dancing skills, Mindy shows off her pole-dancing skills, Alexis shows off her singing, Blair shows off her contortion skills, and more. Finally, the results for the final 5 are in. The winners are Alexis, Blair, Miss Fontaine, Mindy, and Jasmine. Later, it's time for the competitors to tell the audience about themselves and what they'll do if they become Miss Duel Academy. A bit later, it's time for the big finale, where they crown Miss Duel Academy! Miss Dorothy enters with the crown, and Simon presents Jaden with the envelope.
Jaden: Thanks, Simon. By the way, I love American Idol, and I never miss it, man.
Simon: Thanks, Jaden. Neither do I!
Jaden: The results are in, folks. The 4th runner up is... Mindy!
Mindy takes a bow, and gives her fellow competitors a congratulartory hug.
Jaden: The 3rd runner up is... Jasmine!
Jasmine does the same as Mindy, and wishes the other 3 good luck.
Jaden: Yes, thank you, Jazz. The 2nd runner up is... Fonda Fontaine!
Miss Fontaine cries tears of joy and kisses Alexis and Blair for good luck.
Jaden: Well, folks, that leaves Alexis and Blair! But only one of them will be crowned our next Miss Duel Academy. So, the moment we've all been waiting for, drum roll!
Jaden: The 1st runner up, AND, should our winner be unable to serve, you will take her place as Miss Duel Academy... The 1st runner up is Blair Flannigan, SO OUR NEW MISS DUEL ACADEMY IS ALEXIS RHODES!!
Alexis and Blair hug and cry tears of joy, and Miss Dorothy presents Alexis with the crown. The judges present her with a wonderful bouquet of flowers, and Alexis walks like Miss USA does when she wins a pageant. Jaden sings Miss-America style.
Jaden: (singing) Look at you. Aren't you beautiful?
You're the lady... we hold dear.
You've got us in your spell,
with beauty and grace so well.
You're friendly. Lend me your ear.
Look at you. Aren't you elegant?
You're the lady who came to be...
With such ecstasy, the educational...
Miss Duel Academy.
Alexis: Jaden, I never knew you had a great voice.
Jaden: Thank you, Lex. Congratulations.
Alexis gives Jaden a kiss on the cheek, and they hug. Alexis then resumes her walk of fame, and Jaden resumes his song.
Jaden: (resumes song) Look at you. Aren't you elegant?
You're the lady who came to be...
The exceptional... the educational...
Miss Duel Academy!
Everyone applauds at the song and Alexis' victory. But later that night, back at the dorm, Blair sits in the little girls' room, feeling sad. She was so very, very close to becoming Miss Duel Academy. She is so sad, she cries.
Blair: It's just not fair. I wanted to be Miss Duel Academy, but I came in 2nd place.
Then she hears a knock on the door.
Blair: Who is it?
Alexis: Do I hear crying in this bathroom? Are you trying to comfort one of the runners-up?
Blair: No. I'm the only one in here. I'm the one who's crying.
Alexis: Can I have a talk with you, sweetheart?
She lets Alexis in.
Alexis: Thank you. Now, tell me everything. Why are you crying?
Blair: Because I lost the contest. I was only one rank away.
Alexis: Aww. Don't cry, sweetie. It's okay. It's just a contest.
Blair: But you got the title. I got nothing.
Alexis: Actually, you've got something. Guys?
Jaden, Jasmine, Mindy, and Miss Fontaine enter the room with a special surprise for Blair.
Jaden: We heard that you were crying, Blair. You were sad.
Miss Fontaine: But keep your chin up, honey. We've got a surprise for you.
Mindy: Because of your great talents...
Jasmine: And your swimsuit attire...
Jaden: We've decided to make you, our 1st runner-up, Miss Congeniality!
The gang gives Blair a plaque with her title and name on it, a little bouquet of roses, and a sash saying: "Blair Flannigan: Miss Congeniality".
Blair: Oh, thank you, guys. Being 1st runner up is just as good as being Miss Duel Academy.
Alexis: It's the best we can do to make you happy.
Blair: Here's something for Jaden to show my gratitude.
She gives Jaden a kiss on the forehead.
Blair: I love you, Jaden.