Zoey 101

Season 4 Episode 3

Alone at PCA

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 03, 2008 on Nickelodeon
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Episode Summary

It's semester break, and the gang is all set to go on a trip to Yosemite. But things take a turn when their chaperone, Coco, cancels. The kids are bummed to be stuck alone at PCA, but then they realize all of the fun they can have with the campus to themselves. However, the fun comes to an end when Dean Rivers' prized golfing trophy gets vandalized and the boys get blamed. Now it's up to the girls to clear their name.moreless

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Jack Salvatore, Jr.

Jack Salvatore, Jr.

Mark Del Figgalo

Recurring Role

Abby Wilde

Abby Wilde

Stacey Dillsen

Recurring Role

Christopher Murray

Christopher Murray

Dean Rivers

Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (1)

  • QUOTES (20)

    • Stacey: What's up my peeps?

    • Logan: For all I know while I was walking back here, you went back to that hallway with your hockey stick and beat Dean River's trophy to death!

    • Logan: How do I know you really went to the snack machine. Prove it!
      Michael: I can't, I already digested the doodle cake.

    • Michael: We're under dorm arrest. If my grandma hears my name in the same sentence with the word arrest that lady's gonna back up over me with her pick-up truck. She's got big old tracter tires on that thing.

    • Michael: I am freaking out! I am freaking out man!
      Logan: Relax.

    • Lola: No! That sounds like effort, and I wanna work on my sun tan.

    • Quinn: I'm sure they're innocent.
      Lola: They're guilty!
      Quinn: Lola!
      Lola: Quiet clown!

    • Zoey: Michael just called me and said that he and Lo ... why is Quinn a clown?
      Lola: I got bored.

    • Quinn: There's not gonna be anyone here.
      Dean Rivers: So make that a postitive thing. You've got the whole campus to yourselves. Just you guys, me, and a couple of faculty members.

    • Michael: (about Coco) That woman does do a lot of eating and crying!

    • Dean Rivers: Did you smash my trophy?
      Shaymus: Well it wasn't the twinkle fairy, now was it?

      Shaymus: I never smashed nothing, you little chicken!
      Lola: LIAR!
      Zoey: We're sorry we bothered you!
      Shaymus: I'm sorry she exists!

    • Zoey: So you're sure you were nowhere near the admin building last night between midnight and 1 a.m?
      Lunch Lady: I'm sure. I was already in bed asleep by 10-
      Lola: WE'RE NOT IDIOTS!
      Lunch Lady: I-I never called you an-
      Lunch Lady: Now you're scaring me!
      Zoey: 'Scuse us! (drags Lola away)
      Lola: She's a liar! That's a lying lunch lady!

    • Michael: How come you're so calm about all of this?
      Logan: Because...I'm rich, and I'm innocent. I'm also great looking, but that's just gravy.

    • Dean Rivers: This trophy was on display on the first floor of this building. I admired it myself, last night on my way out. But when I walked in this morning, it looked like this!
      Logan: Maybe...you fell on it?
      Dean Rivers: I DIDN'T FALL ON IT! ...If I fell on it, how would I not know?
      Logan: 'Cause old people forget stuff?

    • Dean Rivers: You both know why you're here? Well? You want to confess?
      Michael: I'm sorry! My apple tasted funny so I just heaved it! I didn't know it was gonna hit that squirrel!
      Logan: I have no idea what he's talking about.
      Dean Rivers: This isn't about squirrels or fruit!

    • Zoey: Coco had a meltdown and took off.
      Dean Rivers: Oh, she didn't take a PCA van, did she?
      Mark: She did...
      Dean Rivers: Oh, dang it! Every time she takes one of our vans, it comes back smelling like fried chicken and tears!

    • Zoey: Who packs a whole suitcase of ravioli and underwear?

    • (Coco is crying)
      Zoey: Um, Coco?
      Coco: I can't go camping! Leave me alone!
      Lola: Okay, what do you mean, you can't go camping?
      Zoey: What's the problem?
      Coco: I thought Carl, my boyfriend, might be cheating on me!
      (everyone groans)
      Coco: So I went to his house, and I climbed up the tree in his front yard to wait for him to come home, right? And I thought he was going to bring home another girl, which he did, but it was his mother!
      Logan: Okay well, that's good!
      Coco: No! Because the branch I was sitting on broke, and I fell on her!
      Lola: Oh my God!
      Zoey: Was she hurt?
      Coco: I don't know! Carl said she has a fractured neck or something.
      Michael: Okay so, then what happened?
      Coco: He called me a lunatic and then broke up with me, so now I have to drive to Fresno and fix this!

    • Shaymus: Face it Rivers, you've lost your edge! You're no match for me, you business suit-wearing daffodil!

  • NOTES (2)


    • Shaymus: (with an Irish accent) Say hello to me wee friend! (he pulls out a leaf blower and turns it on).

      This is a play off of the famous quote by Al Pacino in the movie, Scarface. The original quote is "Say hello to my little friend!" while Pacino pulls out a gun and starts shooting.