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The remote Logan used for his entertainment system was the same used in an episode of Drake and Josh, when Drake used the remote as a sound effects maker to scare Josh.
In "Defending Dustin," the DA says there's no boys allowed in girls dorms past 8 PM. This probably goes for girls too, but at Logan's party there's girls there past 3 AM.
Zoey: We were here way before this Lola, and we're not gonna let her drive us out of our own dorm!
Nicole: Good! ...Whatcha gonna do?
Zoey: We're gonna go tell that freaky chick either to start acting like a normal person, or move back to Weird Town!
Zoey: We have Quinnovision...
Michael: When I don't get enough sleep, I get cranky.
Chase: It's true. Watch this. Hey, what's up, Michael?
Michael: Get out of my face!
Zoey: So, Miss Burvich, this is such a pretty office.
Miss Burvich: I hate it.
Zoey: Well, you deserve a better one!
Nicole: AHH! We can see the tennis court from here! That means we can see the boys' tennis team practice! They don't always wear shirts, you know!
Michael: (to Logan) What's up, Richie Rich? What did your daddy get you this time?
Chase: So, catch me up on stuff. Tell me about your life.
Michael: Well let's see, at the beginning of the summer, I started working for my dad. You know, helping him out with a little of this, a little-
Girl: Hey Chase, Zoey's looking for you behind the science center.
Michael: So anyways, the job was pretty lame at first, but after a couple-
(Chase rides away on his bike)
Michael: Well good talking to ya, man!
Michael: There's a bug in my tent.
Chase: So kill it.
Michael: I can't.
Chase: Why not?
Michael: What if it has a family?
Chase: It's a bug!
Michael: Bugs have children!
Chase: Well, maybe it's a really mean and horrible bug, and all the other bugs hate it, and you'll be a hero for taking its life!
Chase: Can you at least turn the sound down!
Logan: Why don't you turn your mouth down!
Chase: Yes, it's fun watching Chase hurt himself... Heh, after dinner I'll be stumbling then falling of a cliff. Make sure you get good seats!
Chase: (when Dustin comes with a big box) Don't look now, but there's a large box with small legs coming towards us.
Logan: What's up?
Michael: Mah boys!
Logan: So, how was your summer, man?
Chase: Yeah, I've missed seeing your freakish face every day!
Michael: Heh yeah, and I've missed you big bushy hair...Hey did it get bushier?
Chase: It's possible.
Logan: Entertainment system is looking good, boys.
Chase: You know, you could help us!
Logan: I could, but...I'm gonna go grab myself a smoothie!
Chase: Good night Micheal.
Michael: Sleep tight Chase.
Logan: You guys are the worst.
Zoey: You are a freak chick, just for doing that.
Nicole: Who pretends to be a psycopath just to see if they could pull it off?
Lola: Me! How great am I?
Nicole: Can we not make this a quiz?
Zoey: Just get to the point!
Zoey: Okay, so this whole thing is just an act?
Michael: You almost made me wet my pants!
Lola: You like 'em?
Zoey: Yeah, they're pretty.
Nicole: (Whispering to Zoey) Pretty disturbing!
Zoey: Are you coming to breakfast or what?
Zoey: That sure isn't your real hair!
Zoey: You know how I feel about you borrowing my clothes.
Nicole: What are you going to do about it?
Zoey: We were acting.
Nicole: We wanted to see if we could pull it off.
Nicole: No, I don't want tongue blood on me.
Michael: What's the capital of Tennessee?
Michael: No! Nashville!
Chase: Who's Phil?!?!
Zoey: Do we know you?
Chase: Hey Zoey, (Zoey turns around) you look great.
Zoey: You too. (Turns around and starts walking, then turns around again) Did your hair get bushier?
Chase: I've heard that.
Michael: (To Chase) What if it's a bear?
Chase: Tell it to step on the bug!
Lola: (To Zoey and Nicole) Shhhh! I'm trying to talk to the dead!
Coco: (to Zoey and Nicole) If wants were dreams, wishes would fly. (Zoey and Nicole look confused) I don't know what that means.
Nicole: We get our room to ourselves this semester!
Chase: What about Dana?
Zoey: Oh she got accepted into that European Exchange Student thing so she'll be gone all semester.
Nicole: Yeah, and there's absolutely no way that she can bother me all the way from France!
Victoria Justice (Lola) is added to the opening credits as a regular cast member.
Tagline: "You guys are the worst"-Logan
Michael: What's up Richie Rich, what did your daddy get you this time?
When Michael says this quote he's referring to the 1994 movie Richie Rich, where a kid who gets everything he wants from his rich parents.
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