Quinn: I can't give them Quinndows QP.
Zoey: You have to! I promised the nerds!
Zoey: If you don't give it to them, they won't leave Chase alone!
Quinn: But I-
Zoey: Chase won't babysit Mr. Bender's kid which means Lola won't be Dustin's assistant for his magic show!
Quinn: I get it, but-
Zoey: Then Dustin won't give Logan his ring back, and then Logan won't go out with Stacey-
Quinn: Can I just please get a word-
Zoey: Then Stacey won't finish her history project without Michael, and then Michael won't be able to make his grandma's ravioli for Coco!
Quinn: If I could just-
Zoey: Then Coco won't drive me to the Book Nook and I'll never meet J.T. Hawthorne and I'll cry!
Quinn: There is no Quinndows QP!