Zoey 101

Season 2 Episode 7

Girls Will Be Boys

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 29, 2006 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (talking to Marvin, a snake)
      Quinn: Oh Marvin, you make me laugh!

    • Zoey: Hey, you know what?
      Nicole: What?
      Zoey: Maybe we just have to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be "just guys" even when girls are around.
      Lola: How are we gonna do that?
      Zoey: By being around them when they don't know we are around.
      Nicole: But if we're around trying to prove it we'll be around them and we are girls so they're gonna be around girls when we are trying to...
      Lola: Maybe you should let Zoey talk.

    • Lola: Hey, can you turn up the music?
      Chase: Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox!
      Lola: Thanks, I just got it.
      Chase: (after that he accidently pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground) Was it expensive?

    • Nicole: (about letter from the Deans desk) Wow, it's so real! How'd you do this?
      Quinn: Please, I have a hi-tech computer and laser printer. I could make French money if I wanted.
      Nicole: I would like to go shopping in Paris...let me fantasize!

    • Lola: (to Logan) Why are you all cranky?
      Zoey: Someone hide your mirror?

    • Logan: Guys just can't be guys when there's girls around.
      Lola: Why not?
      Chase: Because when females hang around males, it just causes the males to behave differently. We can't help it.
      Logan: It's basic biology.
      Zoey: You got a C- in biology.
      Logan: Yeah, but who was the best-looking guy in the class? Huh? Yeah. Me.
      Chase: Um, I was in that class.
      Logan: What's your point?

    • Lola: Okay, I admit, guys do act differently when girls are around, but its not because of "nature or biology."
      Nicole: Right, it's because of dumbness and stupidity.
      Zoey: There you go.

    • (talking to the guy's DA)
      Zoey: If we can't go on (the guy's) roof, then they can't come in the girl's lounge anymore.
      Nicole: Oh yes they can.
      Zoey: Nicole!
      Nicole: Conversation over, you're free to go now.
      Zoey: Why did you do that?
      Nicole: Because I like guys hanging out in the girl's lounge. That lounge is my ice cream and boys are the sprinkles.

    • Zoey: What if one of us pretends to be a guy?
      Nicole: Okay, four problems with that. Hair, face, boobs.
      Lola: That's three problems.
      Nicole: Two boobs!

    • Nicole: You really think you can convince Chase and Logan that you're a guy?
      Lola: Easy. Chase is gullible and Logan's a moron.

    • Zoey: Will you help us?
      Michael: Huh? Make a fool out of my roommates? Sure! What do you want me to do?

    • (about Lola looking like a guy)
      Lola: Well?
      Zoey: Unbelievable.
      Nicole: I could almost date you.
      Lola: Come here baby. (walks toward Nicole, makes kissing noises)
      Nicole: No, no, no, no, no. Back off boy!

    • Quinn: Here are your new glasses.
      Lola: They won't explode will they?
      Quinn: Probably not.

    • Nicole: (about Lola) I love her guy voice. It's kind of hot.

  • Notes

  • Allusions