Zoey 101 Season 3 Episode 24

Chase: I had to hear about it in the halls, and all over campus! Do you know how that made me feel? She didn't even care enough to tell me herself, before I had to hear it from Del Figgalo, and some other guys I barely know!
Michael: Woah, woah, wait a second-
Chase: If she doesn't care about me, then why should I care about saying goodbye to her?!
Michael: Zoey cared about your opinion the most!
Chase: Yeah, right!
Michael: YEAH, right! She said, "Chase's opinion means everything to me!"
Chase: Then why didn't she come talk to me about it before she decided to go?
Michael: She did! She hadn't made up her mind yet when she went to talk to you! And guess what! If you had said "don't go," she'd still be here!
Chase: (running his hands through his hair) Oh God...I'm an IDIOT!
Michael: Hey! Finally we're on the same page!

Michael: Zoey left!
Chase: Oh yeah...today was the day. Listen, do you think you could help me with my serve, 'cause if we're gonna win this tournament-
(Michael takes Chase's volleyball and throws it)
Chase: You heaved my ball!
Michael: What's your problem?
Chase: Well...my volleyball's way over there now...

Zoey: Chase?
Michael: I told him when you were leaving...
Quinn: So did we...
Zoey: Okay.
Michael: Hey...you know Chase. He was probably on his way here, and fell down some stairs...landed on his big bush of a head!

Michael: How can you not care that Zoey's leaving?
Chase: Who says I don't care?
Michael: Well you don't act like it!
Chase: And since when are you in charge of how I should act?
Michael: I'm just trying to talk to you, man.
Chase: Well let me know when you want to talk about something else.

Logan: (looking at himself in a mirror) Man...I have a perfect nose!
(Lola, Quinn, and Michael glare at him)
Logan: ...What?

Logan: I don't want Zoey to leave!
Quinn: Oh, since when?
Logan: Zoey needs to stay at PCA, because the day's gonna come where she realizes, she wants to make out with me!
Lola: Yeah, when a piano falls on her head!

Michael: You're the one that told her studying abroad could be awesome!
Quinn: So I'm not allowed one stupid comment once every five years?!

Zoey: That's all you have to say?
Chase: Oh yeah! They drive on the left in England, so be careful crossing the street.
Zoey: Thanks...I appreciate the advice.
Chase: (sadly) Anytime...
(Zoey walks away)

Zoey: Uh, could you stop throwing darts?
Chase: No, I gotta tune up, but keep going, I'm listening!

Zoey: Well, see I wanted to talk to you-
Chase: When are you leaving?

Mark: So, what do you think about Zoey?
Chase: What about her?
Mark: Leaving PCA? Moving to London?
Chase: Okay, where did you hear this?
Mark: Everywhere! I heard it from like three different people. ...Zoey didn't tell you?
Chase: (looking angry) No...she didn't.

Chase: (holding a racket) Del Figgs!
Mark: Hey...can you keep down the racket?
Chase: What?
Mark: Keep down the racket? I made a joke...
Chase: You sure?
Mark: No...

Guy: Where's Zoey going?
Jeremiah Trottman: She's leaving PCA.
Guy: To go where?
Jeremiah Trottman: Some boarding school in London.
Girl: That's in England!

Stacey: One day, you will do a story on cotton swabs! Because the public will demand it!

Stacey: Hey! You want a story for the PCA news?
Jeremiah Trottman: Okay, for the billionth time, I'm not doing a story about cotton swabs!

Zoey: I gotta talk to Chase. (walks out of the room)
Lola: (calling after her) Yeah, and do whatever Chase says!
Logan: You know he's gonna tell her to stay!
Lola: Exactly.

Quinn: You're his best friend.
Michael: (clearing his throat) Excuse me?
Quinn: His female best friend!
Michael: Alright, then.
Logan: What about me?
Michael: You're my female best friend!
Logan: You're diseased!

Quinn: Chase doesn't know about this yet?!
Zoey: No, and his opinion means everything to me.
Michael: Well, why haven't you asked him yet?
Zoey: 'Cause, you know...we're really close friends. And it's just hard to tell him I might be leaving.

Lola: What school could possibly be better than PCA?
Logan; Covington's more expensive than PCA!
Michael: The peanut just sank...

Michael: You can't believe everything you read online! Because I read if you drop a peanut in a glass of lemonade, it explodes. Well guess what? It didn't!

Lola: You're leaving PCA?
Zoey: I didn't say that!
Quinn: You're thinking about leaving PCA?
Zoey: Well, kind of, maybe...
Logan: Can I have your Jet X?
(Lola hits him, Quinn throws something at him)
Lola: Obnoxious!

Dustin: I can't leave PCA. I'm seeing someone.
Zoey: Who?
Dustin: Katie Valasquez! I finally asked her out.
(flashback to Dustin asking Katie out. Katie squirts mustard on him)
Zoey: Yeah, I'm not sure she's into you!
Dustin: And she never will be if I leave PCA!

Zoey: (in an email) I think Logan just likes having his shirt off!

Zoey: (in an email) My roommate Quinn spilled some chemical on my laptop, and it melted my keyboard.