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Mark Del Figgalo
After the twenty minute break, it shows Michael and Lisa next to each other, but then it flips away. In the next shot, there is a guy with a yellow shirt in between them.
Logan's cast is suddenly gone after they discover he is OK.
In this episode Zoey, Lola and Quinn have a mini-fridge. But in the episode before, "Son of a Dean", Zoey's boyfriend Lance who is the dean's son gets them a regular sized refrigerator.
Stacey says to Logan that this was her first relationship. In "Quarantine" however, she has a boyfriend named Danifer.
This is yet another episode in which a "Quinnvention" works, but has an unintended side effect.
Stacey: My first relationship! I'm gonna go put on some lipstick and a skirt!
(Michael and Lisa hug, taking their hands off the van)
Blix Man: And they're both outta here!
Michael: That's alright.
Lisa: We don't care!
Michael: Yeah. We're gonna go try to touch my toes!
Lisa: Good luck!
Michael: Hey, that's cold!
Guy: So if, you want to get together sometime, my digits are 7-
Michael: Hey, just keep your digits to yourself!
Guy: Hey, I'm having a conversation!
Michael: Yeah? Well, conversation's over! Just stop talking to my woman!
Guy: Your woman?
Michael: Yes. The only woman I ever loved!
Michael: Well, well, well! What's up, Stacey Dillsen? You're looking mighty fine today!
Michael: Yeah...I've never seen such pretty eyes.
Stacey: Oh! Well, my optometrist would beg to differ. I have a double astigmatism, and sometimes this eye drips!
(Logan sneezes on a girl's hand)
Girl: (takes hand off van) Ew!
Blix Man: And she's out!
Logan: You forgot to say bless you!
Zoey: You're just lucky it takes two hands to choke a person!
Logan: Yeah, not much you can do to me with one hand.
(Zoey grabs his head and slams it against the van)
Zoey: Hello! Will someone open this door already?!
Chase: ...Are you in the porta-potty?
Zoey: No, I'm in Switzerland! YES, I'm in the porta-potty!
Zoey: Help! I'm stuck in the porta-potty!
Lisa: (about her necklace) I can't believe you said it's ugly!!
(everyone turns and stares)
Michael: Hey now, I'll thank you not to raise your voice at me in front of my peers!
Lisa: Excuse me, but I don't think I got the memo that says you were in charge of me!
Michael: Um, you might want to watch your tone before you get a memo telling you to find yourself another boyfriend!
Lisa: Maybe I will find myself another boyfriend! (turns away)
Michael: Well, I can do that too! (turns away) We're broken up!
Lisa: Hey, remind me to call my Aunt Erma tonight, okay?
Michael: Sure. What for?
Lisa: She bought me this necklace for my birthday and I have to thank her for it, even though it's the most hideous necklace ever.
Michael: Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but uh, this is seriously ugly! (laughs) Woo! That is some hideous neckware!
Lisa: This isn't the necklace my aunt gave me!
Michael: Man, two hours and twelve minutes goes by fast when you're standing next to the prettiest girl at PCA.
Lisa: Aw, who's sweet?
Zoey: (about Logan) You think I'd get disqualified if I stabbed him with a fork?
Chase: I think it'd be okay, if you kept one hand on the van.
Logan: If you can't handle the competition, then drop out!
Zoey: I can handle the competition just fine!
Logan: I doubt it! You're just a little too female.
Logan: Girls don't have the killer instinct it takes to win a contest like this. So why don't you just quit and go bake me a muffin!
Quinn: Smell my breath! (breathes in Lola's face)
Lola: (coughing) Oh my God! I think I'm blind! What did you eat?!
Quinn: Tuna salad, sardines, garlic, black coffee, four large pickles, and a big bite of an onion.
Lola: Well, congratulations Quinn, you've achieved stanky!
(Logan comes over on crutches)
Zoey: Okay, what little game are you playing now?
Logan: I broke my clavicle!
Chase: Your clavicle's by your shoulder.
Logan: Well I broke something!
Lola: I'm creating a character! A girl who loves having her hands on a van!
Chase: Ohhh! You're weird!
Michael: So, I just wanted to tell you, if I win, I'm taking you with me on the Blix Jet.
Lisa: Aw! And if I win...
Lisa: I'm taking Jeff Mitchell!
Michael: Who's Jeff Mitchell??
Lisa: I'm kidding, I'm taking you! (shoves him)
Chase: (walking by) No violence!
Michael: Aw, come on! Just a little violence?
(Quinn and Mark are kissing)
Mark: Tuna fish salad.
Mark: You had tuna fish salad for lunch.
Quinn: How'd you know that?
Mark: Your breath smells like tuna fish salad.
Zoey: Well, I am gonna win, and then I'm gonna take that Blix jet to Milan for fashion week.
Chase: Wow, that sounds horrible.
Zoey: Hey fuzzy head.
Chase: Hey now, you promised not to call me fuzzy head anymore.
Zoey: Curly Sue?
Chase: And now I'm liking fuzzy head!
Stacey: What if we have to use the restroom?
Blix Host: No worries young man.
Stacey: I'M A GIRL!
Although credited, Paul Butcher (Dustin) does not appear in this episode.
Tagline: "That tickles the uvula!" -Quinn
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