Zoey 101

Season 3 Episode 20

Hands On a Blix Van

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 18, 2007 on Nickelodeon
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Episode Summary

There is a contest to see who can keep their hand on a blix van for the longest. The winner gets a private blix jet for two to anywhere in the world, and Zoey, Chase, Logan, Lola and others are determined that they can win. Meanwhile, Quinn uses a breath spray she made to cure her bad breath, but the side effect makes her laugh non-stop.moreless

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  • good

    Zoey, Logan, Chase, Michael, Lola, and others participate in the "Hands on a Blix Van" contest at PCA, to see who can keep their hands on a van the longest (winner gets a cool prize). Logan cheats his way to victory, but will he be able to cheat Zoey, the only other contestant?

    It was good but a time-filler too. Logan's methods of getting other people to get off the van, like sneezing on someone's hand, or agreeing to go out with Stacey, was funny. Overall this episode, whilst a time-filler, did have some enjoyable moments throughout, so because of all of this my final grade is a C+ or so, I think is fairmoreless
  • This year the Hands On A Blix Van contest takes place at PCA. Chase, Zoey, Logan, Michael and Lola all enter the Hands On A Blix Van contest. Quinn decides not to participate. Of course Logan cheats during the contest. Zoey ends up winning the contest.moreless

    The Hands A Blix contest is taking place at PCA. Chase, Zoey, Logan, Michael and Lola all take part in the contest. Quinn does not take part in the contest, instead Quinn invents a hair growth stimulant that works on both her and Mark. The winner of the contest wins a trip to anywhere they want to go. Logan cheats in the contest by using a chair. During on of the breaks, Logan locks Zoey in the port a pottu. Luckily for Zoey, Chase gets her out. The final three ends up being Chase, Zoey and Logan. Chase gets eliminated by helping Zoey stay in the contest. Zoey tricks Logan into losing. Everyone is happy that Zoey won.moreless
  • REALLY awsome.

    "Hands On A Blix Van" was an awsome episode. I watch it over and over and over again.It just never gets old. It's one of my favorite episodes to watch on my iPod. It was really funny and not really serious but it was still seriously drippin'. When I first saw the commericial.Well even when I first saw the episode name I thought it was going to be awsome. I loved the Misa parts in this episode.Its yet another classic epsidoe from season 3 aka the best Zoey season ever. Actually the best season in the history of TV shows. Drippin!moreless
  • This was a funny episode!

    I really like the whole idea of keeping your hand on a Blix van to win a trip. I usually don't like Stacy, but I thought she was really funny in this episode. I was mad when Logan was cheating by acting like he had a broken leg so he could sit down. Then he locked Zoey in the port a potty. I thought it was funny when Chase said Zoey are you in the port a potty? And Zoey was like no I'm in Switzerland! Yes I'm in the port a potty! lol! I was glad that Logan didn't win since he kept cheating.moreless
  • the gang tries to win the contest of putting their hand on a blix van and quinn tries to find a solution for her bad breath

    this ep was so crazy silly, but it did have a few bad moments in it that well weren't so much to say bad as they were just really stupid...it's like they don't account for kid's intelligence and just think something like this will go over their head...i just roll my eyes at these stupid moments like do they really think we're that stupid...the moment i'm referring to is when zoey is locked in the port-a-potty and she is calling chase from there and he's like are you in the port-a-potty...i would have made a sarcastic comment back, too...the rest of the ep was good though...logan was a jerk as always and there were some cute zoey and chase moments...however, quinn got to me w/ her constant laughing...that was a bit overdonemoreless
Chris Dollard

Chris Dollard

Mr. Patterson

Guest Star

Sam Oz Stone

Sam Oz Stone



Lisa Tucker

Lisa Tucker

Lisa Perkins

Recurring Role

Abby Wilde

Abby Wilde

Stacey Dillsen

Recurring Role

Jack Salvatore, Jr.

Jack Salvatore, Jr.

Mark Del Figgalo

Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (5)

  • QUOTES (21)

    • Stacey: My first relationship! I'm gonna go put on some lipstick and a skirt!

    • (Michael and Lisa hug, taking their hands off the van)
      Blix Man: And they're both outta here!
      Michael: That's alright.
      Lisa: We don't care!
      Michael: Yeah. We're gonna go try to touch my toes!
      Lisa: Good luck!
      Michael: Hey, that's cold!

    • Guy: So if, you want to get together sometime, my digits are 7-
      Michael: Hey, just keep your digits to yourself!
      Guy: Hey, I'm having a conversation!
      Michael: Yeah? Well, conversation's over! Just stop talking to my woman!
      Guy: Your woman?
      Michael: Yes. The only woman I ever loved!

    • Michael: Well, well, well! What's up, Stacey Dillsen? You're looking mighty fine today!
      Stacey: Seriously?
      Michael: Yeah...I've never seen such pretty eyes.
      Stacey: Oh! Well, my optometrist would beg to differ. I have a double astigmatism, and sometimes this eye drips!

    • (Logan sneezes on a girl's hand)
      Girl: (takes hand off van) Ew!
      Blix Man: And she's out!
      Logan: You forgot to say bless you!

    • Zoey: You're just lucky it takes two hands to choke a person!
      Logan: Yeah, not much you can do to me with one hand.
      (Zoey grabs his head and slams it against the van)
      Logan: OW!

    • Zoey: Hello! Will someone open this door already?!
      Chase: Zoey?
      Zoey: Chase?
      Chase: ...Are you in the porta-potty?
      Zoey: No, I'm in Switzerland! YES, I'm in the porta-potty!

    • Zoey: Help! I'm stuck in the porta-potty!

    • Lisa: (about her necklace) I can't believe you said it's ugly!!
      (everyone turns and stares)
      Michael: Hey now, I'll thank you not to raise your voice at me in front of my peers!
      Lisa: Excuse me, but I don't think I got the memo that says you were in charge of me!
      Michael: Um, you might want to watch your tone before you get a memo telling you to find yourself another boyfriend!
      Lisa: Maybe I will find myself another boyfriend! (turns away)
      Michael: Well, I can do that too! (turns away) We're broken up!
      Lisa: Duh!!

    • Lisa: Hey, remind me to call my Aunt Erma tonight, okay?
      Michael: Sure. What for?
      Lisa: She bought me this necklace for my birthday and I have to thank her for it, even though it's the most hideous necklace ever.
      Michael: Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but uh, this is seriously ugly! (laughs) Woo! That is some hideous neckware!
      Lisa: This isn't the necklace my aunt gave me!

    • Michael: Man, two hours and twelve minutes goes by fast when you're standing next to the prettiest girl at PCA.
      Lisa: Aw, who's sweet?
      Michael: Me!

    • Zoey: (about Logan) You think I'd get disqualified if I stabbed him with a fork?
      Chase: I think it'd be okay, if you kept one hand on the van.

    • Logan: If you can't handle the competition, then drop out!
      Zoey: I can handle the competition just fine!
      Logan: I doubt it! You're just a little too female.
      Zoey: Huh?
      Logan: Girls don't have the killer instinct it takes to win a contest like this. So why don't you just quit and go bake me a muffin!

    • Quinn: Smell my breath! (breathes in Lola's face)
      Lola: (coughing) Oh my God! I think I'm blind! What did you eat?!
      Quinn: Tuna salad, sardines, garlic, black coffee, four large pickles, and a big bite of an onion.
      Lola: Well, congratulations Quinn, you've achieved stanky!
      Quinn: Perfect!

    • (Logan comes over on crutches)
      Zoey: Okay, what little game are you playing now?
      Logan: I broke my clavicle!
      Chase: Your clavicle's by your shoulder.
      Logan: Well I broke something!

    • Lola: I'm creating a character! A girl who loves having her hands on a van!
      Chase: Ohhh! You're weird!

    • Michael: So, I just wanted to tell you, if I win, I'm taking you with me on the Blix Jet.
      Lisa: Aw! And if I win...
      Michael: Yes?
      Lisa: I'm taking Jeff Mitchell!
      Michael: Who's Jeff Mitchell??
      Lisa: I'm kidding, I'm taking you! (shoves him)
      Chase: (walking by) No violence!
      Michael: Aw, come on! Just a little violence?
      Lisa: Please?

    • (Quinn and Mark are kissing)
      Mark: Tuna fish salad.
      Quinn: W-what?
      Mark: You had tuna fish salad for lunch.
      Quinn: How'd you know that?
      Mark: Your breath smells like tuna fish salad.

    • Zoey: Well, I am gonna win, and then I'm gonna take that Blix jet to Milan for fashion week.
      Chase: Wow, that sounds horrible.

    • Chase: Hey.
      Zoey: Hey fuzzy head.
      Chase: Hey now, you promised not to call me fuzzy head anymore.
      Zoey: Curly Sue?
      Chase: And now I'm liking fuzzy head!

    • Stacey: What if we have to use the restroom?
      Blix Host: No worries young man.
      Stacey: I'M A GIRL!
      (everybody laughs)

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