Running gag: Everyone keeps thinking Chase is a magician instead of a vampire.
Quinn: (to Nicole) You're dead meat, woman!
Chase: (trying to scare Zoey and Nicole) Blah!
Zoey: Oh, hi Chase!
Nicole: Hi, Chase!
Chase: What, you weren't scared?
Zoey: Why would we be scared of a magician?
Chase: A Magician? No, no. I'm a vampire! (Logan comes)
Logan: Hey, mister Magic!
Chase: I am a vampire! You guys wanna see my receipt for the costume?
Zoey: (after that the french people asked them where the administration building was) Uhm, I'm sorry. We don't understand.
Nicole: (Whispering) I think they're foreign.
Zoey: (Pulling door) It's locked!
Chase: What d'ya mean it's locked?
Zoey: What d'ya mean what do I mean? When I say it's locked, it's locked, how many definitions of locked are there?
Nicole: (while looking at wax vampire) Hmm..thats too scary. Oh, I know how to fix it!
Zoey: (after seeing pink bow on wax vampire, Zoey starts to take it off) This isn't scary! Who did this? I better fix it before Logan...
Logan: See, I knew you were scared. You're even putting that bow on the dummy.
Zoey: It's not mine, it's...I..Logan, you...it's mine. Yeah. It's mine. I put it there. Because..I thought that the younger PCA students would be scared.
Logan: It's a HAUNTED house.
Zoey: Are you trying to scare them to death?
Logan: Yeah, pretty much.
Tagline: "You're a big nerd, right?"-Zoey
Although credited, Victoria Justice (Lola) does not appear in this episode.