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There is a poster of the Gorillaz album, Demon Days, in Zoey's dorm room.
This episode marks the first time that Zoey is actually interested in a guy.
This is the first episode in a while where Chase gets jealous. This happens upon him hearing about Zoey's date with Danny.
Michael: Blood? Man, why do you want to take blood from us? Chase! (leans on Chase)
Biohazard Guy: It won't hurt!
Lola: You swear it won't hurt?
Biohazard Guy: Nah, it's gonna hurt!
(in singing voices)
Logan, Michael, Chase: HI!!
Quinn: It's my Mark! Isn't he yummy?!
Quinn: I know!
Zoey: It's true, my roommate's a freak!
(Quinn comes over and stares at Zoey)
Zoey: See, this girl I live with, she invented this mutant germ, and then the biohazard team showed up-
Danny: Look, if you didn't want to go out with me, all you had to do was say so. You don't have to make up some ridiculous story!
Quinn: I'm so sorry! Please, have your shoe. And I'm sorry I shot your butt with a laser.
Quinn: You don't go around stealing what belongs to another! How would you like it if I just decided I wanted your right shoe, huh? What if I just went- (takes Maria's shoe) Oh, yay! I just wanted another girl's shoe, so I took it! Now it's MY shoe!
Chase: You people are disturbed!
Lola: Pretty much!
Lola: Hey! I got my voice back!
Michael: Hey! Who cares?
Dustin: (looking around) Danny? Hey Danny?
Danny: You mean me?
Dustin: Yeah, I guess you're pretty cute!
Lola: (in a hoarse voice) I lost my voice!
Lola: You're all SO MEAN!!
Logan: I can't take being locked in a room with a bunch of insane freaks! (they all stare at him) Yeah, I called you freaks!
Lola: We're freaks? You're the one that's sitting there, staring at yourself in the mirror!
Michael: Out of the way! Gimme that baby food!
Maria: I just want to look at you right now. Just sort of take a mental picture of you with my mind. Smile?
Mark: (looking the same as usual) I am smiling.
Quinn: Sure, a little spicy tuna, a little yellowtail, and KABOOM! I'm Mark's ex-girlfriend!
Logan: Yeah, if you're lucky!
(Lola screams, everyone jumps)
Lola: Was that one scary?
Michael: Why else do you think we screamed?
Quinn: Dustin, what's happening?
Dustin: I fell down a hill...
Quinn: Not with you! With Mark!
Quinn: I'll bet Mark looks irresistable! Does he look irresistable?
Dustin: I don't feel comfortable answering that...
Lola: Ohhhh, pretty sounds!
Quinn: (to her spider) Yes, who's my hairy baby? You are! Yes you are! Yeah!
Zoey: You're gonna take advice from Logan?
Quinn: I know he's stupid, but that was a good idea!
Logan: If you're so worried about this Maria chick, why don't you get someone to follow them and tell you what they're doing?
Quinn: Because, that would be like spying on them, and I'll do it!
Zoey: He's your boyfriend, you should trust him.
Quinn: I do trust Mark. I don't trust that Maria! While I'm stuck in here waiting for a germ report, that little temptress is gonna steal him away and there's nothing I can do about it!
Quinn: I'm gonna lose my sweetie!
Chase: What...was that?!
Lola: I'm practicing my scream for an audition.
Michael: Well thanks for making me pee against my will!
Michael: Me too!
Quinn: (On phone) Hello, biohazard unit?
Zoey: You're calling the biohazard unit?
Lola: You know the number by heart?!
Lola: Wait, you're not making this new germ thing to do something bad to the girl who hugged Mark?
Zoey: Are you?
Quinn: You guys know I'd never use science to harm anyone! (quietly)...except for a mild sting on the butt!
Lola: Whatcha doing, Quinn?
Quinn: Creating a new germ.
Quinn: (to Mark) I'm sorry, baby. I know it's not your fault! You just don't realize the effect you have on women!
Logan: Hey, Lola, I left my wallet back in my dorm. Let me borrow ten bucks so I can go buy-
(Logan runs away)
Lola: It really comes in handy!
Lola: Make a monster noise!
Zoey: Oh my God...
Lola: Please? If you love me, then you'll act like a monster that's about to kill me.
(Danny comes running up to Zoey and Lola with a hockey stick)
Danny: Are you guys okay?
Lola: I'm auditioning for a play.
Danny: Ah, okay. Well, I bet you get the part!
Zoey: I'm Zoey.
Danny: I'm Danny.
Zoey: Are you on the hockey team?
Danny: Uh, no. When I heard her scream and stole this from a seventh grader- (boy comes up and takes stick from Danny and walks away)
Danny: Who apparently is on the hockey team.
Chase: Danny? Who's Danny?
Danny: Would you maybe want to catch a movie with me on campus tonight?
Zoey: Uh, Yeah I can be up for that. (Smiles)
This is the first and only appearance of Danny.
This is the first and only appearance of Danifer.
Tagline: "Who's my hairy baby?" -Quinn
The first season of Zoey 101 was released on DVD on February 13th, 2007 and includes this episode as bonus episode before it aired on television.
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