Quinn and Logan kiss for the first time in the series.
Zoey: Wait! Give me your zap watch.
Quinn: Promise I won't-
Zoey: GIVE IT!
Lola: I gotta say, you're taking this whole Mark thing really well!
Zoey: Yeah, how come you're not more upset?
Quinn: And that's what you want? A brainless troll wearing a shirt that wouldn't fit an eight-year-old boy?
Mark: She's in my chemistry class and she wasn't understanding anything.
Quinn: Oh! There's a shock!
Lola: You're bonking.You need to be blipping!
Zoey: I'll blip you!
Michael: Alright horse, thanks for proving I'm not a liar! Now...go back to wherever you came from!
(Zoey feeds James a grape)
Lola: Oh, God. You guys aren't gonna be one of THOSE couples, are you?
Zoey: I just fed him a grape. Want me to feed you one?
Zoey: (to Quinn) This is not the way to get attention from guys.
Random Guy: Hey Quinn, I don't know if you're doing anything Saturday night, but if you're free, I thought-
Firewire: Can I date her?
Firewire: I'll give you my wizard card, and two magic trolls!
Mark: I'm not dating Brooke because she looks hot. We just, really connected. Quinn: Uh-huh.
Mark: Seriously! We both collect antique calendars, we both like to knit...
Quinn: I'd rather not hear about your magical connections with Brooke.
Mark: I'm just saying, I like her for her. Her hotness is just gravy.
Quinn: You hate gravy.
Logan: What's your problem?
Quinn: Nothing, Logan. Just keep riding.
Logan: You been crying? What's wrong?
Logan: Come on. Talk to me.
Quinn: (after a long silence) Mark broke up with me.
Logan: Oh yeah, I heard you got dumped...broken up with.
Quinn: Yeah. After two years!
Logan: Why'd he du- ...break up with you?
Quinn: Because he fell for Brooke Margolin.
Logan: Ohhh, she's hot!
(Quinn stares at him)
(Quinn rolls her eyes)
(Michael is being followed by the horse)
Michael: You gotta quit following me around!
Michael: This is a school! You're not enrolled in it!
Quinn: I mean, I guess I can't be mad at Mark.
Logan: Well if it makes you feel any better, I think Mark's an idiot.
Quinn: Yeah, yeah, I know you hate him.
Logan: I don't hate him. I mean, he's an idiot for breaking up with you.
Quinn: Why do you say that?
Logan: I don't know. I mean, look. We all know you're weird. But, you're smart, you're pretty, and...you're kind of fun!
Quinn: (rolls eyes) Thanks.
Logan: Sure. And uh, why are you dressed like that?
Quinn: I was trying to compete with Brooke.
Logan: Well don't. (takes Quinn's glasses and puts them back on for her)
Logan: Hey...there's Quinn.
Logan: Want to feel my hair? I use this special Norwegian conditioner. You can only get it by-
Girl: Look it! A horse!
Quinn: Eat yellowtail!! (shoves some yellowtail in Mark's mouth)
Brooke: Why'd you do that?!
Quinn: Because he hates yellowtail!
Lola: Maybe she's just a friend!
Quinn: Yeah, just a friend whose hand he's holding while he giggles like a schoolgirl!
(Mark and Brooke walk into Sushi Rox)
(Zoey and Lola look at each other)
Quinn: What's wrong?
Lola: Nothing at all! Just, don't turn around!
Logan: That cookie basket was a gift from one of my stepmoms!
Michael: Which one?
Logan: I don't know! But it was a very meaningful gift and I can't believe you ate it!
Michael: Here! Smell my breath!
Michael: Smell it! Do you smell cookie in here? (breathes in Logan's face)
Logan: Gross! Never do that again!
Michael: Hey, don't be rude! I didn't have to stop by the mailroom and pick up your big cookie basket.
Michael: And I expect at least nine cookies when I get there.
Logan: No way! You get one!
Michael: One? Alright then. (puts basket down) There. Now your cookie basket's on the ground. And I'm walking away.
Mark: So...at a temperature of twenty degrees Celsius, and a pressure of 101.325 KPA absolute-
Quinn: Where the density is 1.25 kilograms over meters cubed!
Mark: My foot itches.
James: Uh-oh. Zoey says I'm late.
Micheal: Late for what?
James: I don't know but, she's my girlfriend and she says I'm late so the best thing for me to do would be to run.
(Quinn and Logan kiss)
(Michael and Zoey ride by on horse)
Michael: Nothing to see here! Just a young man and a horse having a conversation! Move along!
Logan: You ate my cookies!
Michael: No I didn't! James, tell him I didn't!
James: Sure, cookie monster!
Tagline: "Weirdest day ever." -Logan
Although credited, Paul Butcher (Dustin) does not appear in this episode.
This is a TV show that also airs on Nickelodeon.