Miles: You look ravishing in the fluorescent light. Do you know that, Nicole?
Miles: I shall bathe like I've never bathed before!
Zoey: Lucky Nicole...
Chase: Alright! Let's go kick some bot!
Nicole: What are you, like psychic or something?
Miles: Sadly, there is no such ability, but you're cute to assume such!
Zoey: Quinn, will you please come down to the lounge with me?
Quinn: You don't want me, you just want my brain to finish your precious war bot.
(Zoey tries opening Quinn's door)
Zoey: OW! Quinn, did you electrify this doorknob?
Quinn: If you're not sure, why don't you try touching it again?
Zoey: No thanks, I'm good...
Quinn: Look, if you all think I'm such a dork, you can just finish your stupid robot on your own.
Logan: (in a computerized voice) Uh-oh.
(Zoey throws a pillow at him)
Logan: (in a computerized voice) I am Quinn. I must go get a sprocket from my home planet, Dorkon! I am Quinn, from Dorkon!
Chase: (in a computerized voice) I am a robotic killing machine! Prepare to meet your doom! Do not be fooled by my pathetic name, the Loganator!
Zoey: You sure you don't want us to help you build the bot?
Quinn: Nah, you'll just slow me down.
Zoey: I think we were just insulted.
Nicole: It was subtle, but yes.
Zoey: Bye bye, Wayne!
Wayne: It's Firewire!!
Nerd: Girls and science go together like sodium hypochlorite and ammonia!
Quinn: I really would like to help, but I just don't believe in using my gift of science for violence.
Zoey: Oh, come on, it's not really violence. Think of it more like, two machines just gently crushing each other...to the death.
Zoey: Hey Quinn. Whatcha doing there?
Quinn: I'm just making sure my lunch is clean. People don't always wash lettuce as well as they should!
Zoey: So, you guys think you're so smart because you can build a little robot?
Nerd: No! We think we're so smart, 'cause you can't!
Lola: I think you can live without a big cookie.
Chase: No, I'll DIE without a big cookie!
Zoey: So um, my name's-
Miles Brody: Your name is Zoey Brooks.
Zoey: Yeah, how did you know-
Miles: Your dormitory is Brenner Hall. You were born in the South, specifically a small town in Louisiana, whose name I know, but it's not significant, so I'll keep it to myself. You enjoy athletics, e.g. basketball, and you maintain a 3.85 grade point average; impressive, to most.
Wayne: Who's that?
Chase: (referring to Zoey) Oh you see, THIS is a girl. Now I know that might confuse you, since you've probably never been this close to one.
Nerd: Oh yeah?
Chase: Yeah, your mom doesn´t count.
Lola: And what do we call it?
Logan: All we know is that we gonna call it "Loganator".
Lola: Ok. Why are you here?
Zoey: Oh my god!
Tagline: "Yes, yay." - Miles Brody
Although credited, Paul Butcher (Dustin) does not appear in this episode.
This episode is named after a British TV game show of the same name that lasted from 1998-2004. It featured armed robots fighting in a large arena guarded by nine House Robots. Most of the robots that fought there were Heavyweights (220 lbs). The robots in this episode weren't that heavy. The computer geek's robot was a Middleweight (120 lbs), Zoey's robot a Lightweight (60 lbs) and Quinn's robot was an Antweight (1 lb).