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9th Grade Girl
Zoey's first kiss on the show is in this episode.
Austin Robert Butler, who joins the cast in this episode as James Garrett, also plays Jake in the iCarly episode "iLike Jake."
When Lola and Quinn are pulling the shower curtain off the rings one by one, after the scene, the curtains are back on the rings.
In this episode (and in the rest of the fourth season) Austin Robert Butler plays Logan and Michael's new roommate, James Garrett. In "Quarantine" he plays Stacey's boyfriend Danifer.
(Zoey's cell phone rings)
Zoey: Hello? No, I'm not dating James! It's just a rumor! And how did you get this number? (hangs up)
Michael: Woo! Is it getting ironic in here?
James: Sure! We'll get out! But first...(flushes a toilet)
(Logan screams in the shower)
Jeremiah: Hi, I'm Jeremiah Trottman, with a PCA news bulletin. I'm here live in Maxwell Hall's third floor restroom-
Logan: OH MY GOD!
Jeremiah: -Where Logan Reese is currently showering, and apparently... shampooing!
James: Hey Logan!
Logan: I'm busy shampooing!
James: Yup. He started the rumor so girls would think I'm "undateable."
Lola: So you are dateable?
(Zoey and Quinn stare at her)
Lola: I'm just clarifying!
Michael: Move back in our room, man. This place is jank!
Michael: Look, James- (someone screams in the bathroom) I'm sorry, alright? For the way me and Logan acted. We uh...just liked having the extra space in the room...
James: Or maybe you miss Chase?
Michael: Well, at least you're next to the bathroom! That's convenient!
(someone screams in the distance)
Michael: What was that?!
James: Whenever someone flushes one of the toilets in there, it makes the shower get boiling hot for a few seconds.
Michael: Oh, well, how often does that-
(someone screams again)
James: Well, we did share the wasabi.
Zoey: Then we must be engaged!
James: I better go buy you a ring!
Zoey: How many kids should we have?
Michael: Whatcha doing?
Michael: You're leaving PCA?
James: No, just this room.
Lola: (about the rumor) Oh my God...did you start it?!
(Zoey smacks her with a pillow)
Lola: Okay, so we know it wasn't you...
Zoey: Who started this rumor?
Lola: Maybe it was James!
Zoey: But why would he-
Quinn: It makes perfect sense! He starts a rumor that you guys are dating, then you hear about it, and uh I don't know where I'm going with this.
Zoey: What, one spicy tuna roll and now I'm in a serious relationship?
Zoey: I'm NOT dating James, okay? We're NOT dating! There is NO dating going on between me and James!
Lola: ...Okay, what are you trying to say?
Stacey: My best friend is my telescope!
Quinn: How could you not tell us?
Zoey: Tell you what?
Lola: That you and James are dating!
Zoey: ...We are?!
Zoey: Sushi Rox is just up the hill! If you don't mind hills...
James: Or sushi.
Zoey: You don't like sushi?
James: I love sushi! Show me the hill!
Zoey: To the hill!
James: Hey, what's a good place to get some lunch on campus?
Zoey: Oh, you wanna have lunch?
Zoey: Oh, you weren't asking me to have lunch with you...
Logan: How many dates do you have a week?
Logan: My average is three. Three dates!
James: Wow, that's...cool for you.
Zoey: Hey, whatcha guys up to?
James: Well, Logan here is up to three dates a week!
Logan: Are you mocking me?
James: Yeah, little bit!
James: Hey! Uh...I was wondering what the best place is to get some lunch on campus.
Logan: What are we, the PCA student information bureau?
Michael: Do we look like pamphlets?
Logan: What is the matter with you people? Look at my face! I have perfect features!
Logan: (notices girls outside his window) Hey, I don't need a bunch of girls staring at me through my window! (realizes they're staring at James, not him) GET OUT OF HERE!
Logan: Why are you guys here?
(all the girls are staring at James)
Zoey: Uh, we uh...
Lola: Uh...we...why'd we come here?
Logan: (to Zoey, Quinn, and Lola) Hey.
Zoey: Um, we wanted to know if you wants wanted to play some- (the girls spot James and stare)
Zoey: Um Michael, did you want to introduce us?
Michael: Not really!
(Zoey, Quinn, and Lola arrive at Logan and Michael's room)
Zoey: (knocks on door) Knock, knock!
Quinn: Na-knockity knock!
Lola: Don't do that.
James: I'm back!
Logan: Good for you.
James: (to Michael and Logan) So, you guys are pretty psyched about me moving in here, right? (silence) Okay...I'll be back in a few with the rest of my stuff. (more silence) No, no thanks! I got it!
Michael: What'd you find out about our terrible new roommate?
Logan: Uh...it says here that in the eighth grade, Jimmy Garrett went to Woodcliff Middle School in Santa Fe.
Michael: (matter of factly) That's in New Mexico!
Logan: I know where Santa Fe is!
Logan: Stop clacking!
Michael: I can't. When I'm nervous, I gotta clack!
Quinn: All the earth's water dries up...
Lola: So we drink lemonade!
Lola: Oh man! I just checked my to-do list and I forgot to write my history paper!
Zoey: Why'd you forget?
Lola: I forgot to check my to-do list!
Michael: I knew our new roommate would be a doof!
Lola: You can't judge a guy by his name
Logan: Yeah you can. Logan Reese. cool name, cool guy! Mark Del Figgalo...?
Mark: He just insulted me, right?
Zoey: Yeah, you really showed that cob!
Logan: Bad news dude!
Michael: I hate news when it's bad!
Michael: Just tell your teacher that you couldn't write your paper because of global warming!
Michael: Come on Logan. Let's go get some cheese. Just the two of us. Which is all we need. Two.
(Zoey and James are walking through the courtyard. James turns to Zoey)
James: Why would Logan make up such a stupid rumor?
Zoey: That's Logan for you.
Both: ...Oh my God!
(They kiss again)
Tagline: "Looooooser!" -Michael
This episode appeared on TurboNick three days before premiering on Nickelodeon.
Austin Robert Butler (James Garrett) is now a series regular and is included in the opening credits.
Although credited, Paul Butcher (Dustin) does not appear in this episode.
This term is also used on another Nickelodeon show, iCarly.
This is a reference to the immensely popular search engine, Google.com.
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