Zoey 101

Season 1 Episode 12

School Dance

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Apr 17, 2005 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • This episode has co-stars Teo Olivares and Christian Serratos from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, another live-action comedy on Nick.

    • The cast has made it pretty clear that PCA is ninety percent guys and ten percent girls. If this is true, then most of the guys wouldn't even get paired up with girls. The number of guys who would get to go to the dance is the same as the number of girls that are in the school.

    • Right before they show the girls getting ready for the dance they show the outside of the room. It's not the room because one room has red walls and the other has gold.

  • Quotes

    • Chase: Glen Davis? Who is Glen Davis?
      Glen: I am.

    • Chase: Well, stealing is way worse than tricking!
      Glen: It is not!
      Chase: It is so! Have you ever heard anyone say "thou shalt not trick?"

    • Nicole: Oh my God, I love this song!
      Nicholas: I love this song too! Don't you just love this song?
      Nicole: Yeah...that's why I just said I love this song!
      Nicholas: Oh my God, I love it too!
      Nicole: Yeah...I'm gonna go get some punch.

    • Chase: Did you know that when I was little, I thought babies came from outer space?
      Young Boy: Well, don't they?
      Chase: Run along...

    • Chase; I wouldn't start shining your dancing shoes yet, Glen.
      Glen: I don't have dancing shoes. I don't think anyone does anymore!

    • Nicholas: Hey! Are you Nicole? Because you look like a Nicole!
      Nicole: I know, don't I? Wait, are you Nicholas? You look like a Nicholas!
      Nicholas: Yeah!
      Nicole: We're going to the dance together!
      Nicholas: Yeah!
      Nicole: Woo!

    • Chase: Hey, Zoe!
      Zoey: Oh, hi!
      Chase: Hey, look what I've got!
      Zoey: What?
      Chase: It's the gummy zoo collection! They've got every animal in here that you can think of, in gummy form! (opens jar) Ohh, an octopus! Mmmm! You want one?
      Zoey: Sure.
      Chase: Which one? Which one do you want?
      Zoey: I don't care, don't they all taste the same?
      Chase: Well, yeah I...I guess, but if you're gonna have one, it might as well be an animal you like! Perhaps, your favorite. So uh, which one might that be?
      Zoey: I don't know, a giraffe?
      Chase: Giraffe, got it! (runs off)

    • (Ollie taps Michael on the shoulder)
      Ollie: 'Scuse, please! You are Michael?
      Michael: Yeah, what's up?
      Ollie: I am Ollie!
      (Michael shrugs)
      Ollie: The foreign exchange student for you, Ollie.
      Michael: Ollie? But...you're a guy!
      Ollie: Yeah, it is so pleasant to meet you! (kisses Michael twice on the cheek)
      Michael: What are you doing?!
      Ollie: I am sorry! In my country, that is how a person greets a new friend!
      Michael: Yeah well, in this country that's how you get punched in the head!

    • Zoey: I say next year we pick our own dates to the dance.
      Nicole: Yeah!

    • Michael: (to Ollie) Don´t you have a moon to go pray to?

    • Mr. Bender: (After hearing Zoey's computer IM alarm ring) Read it out!
      Zoey: (Reading) Hey, Zoe do ya think Bender knows his zipper's down?

    • Dana: (to Logan) I've got way more moves than you, pretty boy.

    • Michael: Lord, what did I do? What?

    • Zoey: I choose Glen.
      Chase: Glen?
      Zoey: Yeah, the whole point of the dance was to meet new people. Right?
      Chase: Yeah, I guess.

    • Logan: I am having the worst time.
      Dana: No, I think that'd be me.

    • Girl: So any questions?
      Chase: Um...Yeah...How do we get out of this?

    • Nicole: All I know is that this school is 90 percent guys.
      Dana: So?
      Nicole: So, we're girls!
      Zoey: Oh, so that's why I have those bras in my drawer!

    • Logan: So having fun yet?
      Dana: Um, let me think...no.
      Logan: Would you have more fun if we made out?

    • Dana: Wait you wanna make out with me?
      Logan: Yeah.
      Dana: Ok, close your eyes.
      (Logan closes eyes and Dana steps hard on his foot. Dana walks away)
      Logan: She so wants me!

    • Michael: Well I signed up to be a campus guide to a forgein exchange student.
      Logan: You're gonna babysit some foreign guy?
      Michael: No, I'm gonna babysit some foreign girl.

    • Nicole: Okay that Nicholas guy is really starting to bug me! He's so peppy and so talky and so ...
      Dana: (interrupts) So you?
      Nicole: No! He's not like... oh my gosh, he is like me! Am I that much like me?
      Dana: Uh, no!

    • Chase: Oh come on that's...that's brilliant.
      Logan: Hey, some guys are brilliant, some guys are great looking. I just happen to be both.

  • Notes

    • In this episode, Zoey fills out a test to determine who her date for the spring dance will be. An episode of the Disney show The Suite Life On Deck "eHarmony" had a similiar plot.


    • Tagline: "Lord, what did I do? What?"-Michael

    • Although credited, Paul Butcher (Dustin) and Erin Sanders (Quinn) do not appear in this episode.

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