Quinn and the transfer student, Sarah, knew each other from eleven years ago when they were in a beauty pageant together.
Michael: (to a Silver Hammer) Here! Keep the floss. Because I think you've got some early signs of gum disease in there!
Quinn: It was before I turned seven and realized my true passion of intellectual superiority over all others!
Janitor: Where can I hang my pants?
Logan: Okay, that's it. You people will never be Loganites!
Mark: I'm not running around in my underwear. I have tan lines.
Logan: Now, before you can become a Loganite, you must prove yourself worthy.
Logan: Okay. You must each strip down to your underwear, and run across campus!
Silver Hammer: Do you really want a Silver Hammer to be slowed down by his back hair?
Quinn: (about Sarah) What did she tell you?
Chase: Nothing...she just wanted directions.
Quinn: You swear she said nothing about me?
Chase: I swear.
Mark: What would she say?
Quinn: How would I know? I just met her a few days ago! Leave me alone! And never talk to her again, either of you!!
Chase: What happened?
Sarah: Something hit my neck!
Chase: Um...(picks up something off her neck) Looks like a quail egg...
Sarah: Well, how'd I get hit with a quail egg? Ughh! Now I have to go wash my neck!
Michael: I got tapped! I GOT TAPPED! HAHAHA!! YES! Michael Barrett, a future member of the Silver Hammer Society! Oh yes! (starts dancing)
Logan: You got tapped?!
Logan: Exclusive clubs are very important! They help losers understand they don't belong!
Chase: I'm not joining that stupid club!
Logan: You have to! You can't refuse a tap!
Chase: Watch closely. (tosses Silver Hammer pin into the trash)
Logan: Wait! I know what's going on!
Michael: What's going on?
Logan: For whatever reason, they're only tapping girls this year!
Chase: Then explain this. (holds up a Silver Hammer pin)
Logan: You? You?? YOU?!
Chase: Me, me, me!
Mark: (from inside closet) How is this a shortcut?
Quinn: It just is!
Quinn: Mark, this is Sarah, a girl I just met yesterday for the first time ever!
Sarah: Are you sure we've never met? Because something about your face just seems so familiar to me...
Quinn: I have to get my boyfriend to gym class! (grabs Mark and pulls him into a closet)
Quinn: This is a shortcut!
Mark: Through the janitor's closet?
Logan: This has to be a mistake! Where's my pin?
Michael: Maybe they couldn't find you without your shiny white pants on!
Quinn: We've never met, goodbye! (hurries away)
Sarah: That was kind of rude!
Mr. Conroy: At least she didn't say noodles!
Quinn: Hi, Mr. Conroy!
Mr. Conroy: Hey, Quinn.
Quinn: Um, may I have one of your hairs?
Mr. Conroy: Sure...
Sarah: Why does she...?
Mr. Conroy: It's best not to ask.
Mr. Conroy: So, why are you starting at PCA in the middle of a semester?
Sarah: Well see, my dad got this huge job here in California.
Mr. Conroy: Yeah?
Sarah: Yeah! He's going to be head of manufacturing for a major pasta company.
Mr. Conroy: Ah, noodles!
Sarah: Pasta. He doesn't like it when people call them noodles.
Michael: What up with that outfit?
Chase: Yeah, I've never seen pants that white!
Silver Hammer: Welcome to the inner sanctum of the Silver Hammer Society.
Michael: Haha, inner sanctum. I already feel special!
Logan: Well, well, well. I hear you lost all of your pledges. Looks like now you've got no new members. Serves you jerks right!
Silver Hammer: Do you wanna join?
Logan: YYYEEESSSS!! Oh Yes!! Thank you! Thank you!! Wahoo! (to some kid) I'm a Silver Hammer and you're not! Whoa!!
Mark: I've been looking for you.
Quinn: Yeah, I know. You're breaking up with me.
Mark: I am?
Logan: Chase, if you want to be a member you have to pay attention.
Chase: I don't want to be a member.
Logan: Then why are you here?
Chase: I live here...
(Logan chases a Silver Hammer)
Logan: Hey, wait up! I have a present for you!
Logan: (gives a gift to a Silver Hammer) This is just to let you know, I'm interested.
Silver Hammer: Thanks but, I'm seeing someone.
Logan: But, wait, wait, wait.... I didn't mean...
Michael: That's not Chase!
Logan: I am too Chase. Look at my stupid shirt and my hair, it's a tangled mess!
The end credits appear while Quinn is dancing, instead of clips of the entire episode like usual.
Tagline: "Where can I hang my pants?" -Janitor
Although credited, Paul Butcher (Dustin) does not appear in this episode.
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