Chase: Were you just born? Don't you know that girls don't mean half the things they say? Remember that girl you dated a couple years ago?
Michael: Oh, yeah. The Karen Franklin incident.
Logan: What happend with Karen Franklin?
Michael: Her birthday was coming up, right? So I asked her what she wanted. She said nothing! So I said "uhm, nothing?" and she goes "yeah, nothing" so I said "are you sure?" and she's all "yes, I don't want anything". So, I didn't buy her a present.
Michael: She cried for three days, then moved to Wisconsin.
Michael: It's the dairy state...
Logan: Oh... (confused) Wait! What was the point of the story?