Zoey 101 Season 3 Episode 12

Chase: I don't deserve such a handsome taco.

Quinn: Mark! Thanks for being the mediator.
Mark: Sure. What else would I have to do at three in the morning?
Quinn: (giggles) Well, I just wanted to say I think you made the right decision, and I-
(Mark kisses her)
Quinn: You kissed me!
Mark: I know. I was there.

(Chase creeps into the girls' dorm room through the window)
Zoey: (holding a pie) Hi!
Chase: Zoey! Uh, listen, have you seen um, my...my contact lens 'cause I think I might've accidentally-
(Zoey shoves the pie in his face)
Chase: UGHHHH! OH! UGH! UGH!!
(Lola and Quinn wake up)
Lola: What is happening?!
Zoey: Chase stopped by to say hello!
Chase: You hit me with a pie?! That is so cliche! What is this, 1952?

Stacey: I can't eat my sausage without mustard!

Chase: Alright, then. I'm...I'm taking this! (grabs a container off a table)
Zoey: Cool, have fun with Quinn's toenails!
Chase: EW! (drops the container)

Chase: I sold you that radio for five bucks and a taco! Not even a good taco, mostly just limp lettuce!
Zoey: Okay, you're mad at me because your taco lettuce was limp?

Quinn: Good luck with your stains!
Mark: Thank you!

Mark: Quinn!
Quinn: Hi cuteness. What are you doing?
Mark: Oh, just some laundry. (holds up laundry detergent) Is this stuff effective on stains?
Quinn: Well, what kind of stains?
Mark: Eh, forget it. What's that?
Quinn: Well, I just finished dinner, and I thought I'd bring my baby a little dessert.
Mark: So what'd you bring me?
Quinn: Lactose-free ice cream. Your favorite flavor.
Mark: Vanilla? You always know what I want.
Quinn: Mhm. And, do you know what I want? (closes eyes and puckers up her lips)
Mark: What's wrong with your lip?

Lola: He's never even tried to kiss you?
Quinn: We're talking about radios now!

(Quinn hangs up a picture of Mark)
Quinn: Okay...just got to get it perfectly straight here. (kisses picture) Okay, how's this look here?
Lola: Hmm, let me just tweak it a little bit. (takes the picture of Mark down and hangs up a different one)
Lola: There, perfect!
Quinn: Ugh! That was a little rude! Rudey!
Lola: I'm not being rude! It'd just be a little freaky having a giant painting of your boyfriend staring at me when I'm getting dressed in the morning.
Quinn: Okay, fair enough.

Chase: You know, this new GO's got an 80 gig hard drive, dual earbuds so you can listen with a friend, and...I don't understand what this is.
(takes radio out of box)
Zoey: An old radio?
Chase: Ugh, Grandpa...