Logan and Quinn start secretly dating in this episode.
Logan finally gets a yes (from Quinn) to his eternal question "You wanna go make out?"
Carmine: Have the money in twenty four hours-or else.
Michael: (to Logan) You hate when I'm happy.
Carmine: I've always had a knack for knitting. In fact, I came in second in a New Jersey knit-off!
Carmine: My friends and I...we're gonna go get some salads!
Zoey: You said we had to come up with the money or else!
Carmine: That's right!
Zoey: Or else what?!
Lola: Yeah! Or else what?! What?!
Carmine: Or else...you need to fill out this form!
Lola: Okay, fine! If you're gonna kill us with lamps or whatever you people use to hurt people, just do it already! I can't take this anxiety!
(in the distance, Michael is clacking)
Michael: OW OW OW OW!!
Michael: Man, you guys crack me up! Like I'm supposed to believe that you two are dating? Nice try!
Michael: (to Quinn and Logan) Dating? You two? HAHAHAHAHA!
Quinn: Do you know?
Michael: Know what?
Quinn: Do you KNOW?
Logan: About us? Do you?
Michael: (sarcastically) Oh!! About you two! You mean, do I know about you sneaking around, getting together, getting real quiet when I come around? No, I have no idea what's going on!
Quinn: We can't have anyone at PCA finding out that- (a guy walks by them in the hallway) - I hate your guts!
Logan: You witch!
Logan: You too.
Zoey: Are we missing some pies?
Lola: There was a big stack of them right there! Who could've-
(Dustin picks up a can of ravioli)
Zoey and Lola: Coco!
(Stacey is trying on the sweater Lola knitted)
Lola: Where's your head?
Stacey: In here! I can't find the head hole!
Lola: Ohhh. Yeah, head hole, I forgot about that!
Carmine: I don't like people in my office when I don't know about it.
Zoey: Um...a man let me in.
Carmine: Tall fella, big eyebrows, smells like a foot?
Zoey: (nodding) Yes, sir.
Carmine: I'll deal with him later.
Carmine: (on phone) Hey, hey, no questions! If I want to hear questions, I'll watch a game show!
Quinn: Do you think he saw us embracing?
Logan: We were only hugging!
Quinn: (exasperatedly) That's what embracing means!
Michael: So...what's going on here?
Logan: Why do you ask?
Quinn: What'd you see? ...I mean, nothing!
(Logan and Quinn kiss)
Quinn: Okay obviously we're not doing a good job of stopping this!
Logan: Yeah...but I'm not sure I wanna stop...
Quinn: Well, if neither of us wants to stop this, then I guess...
Quinn: Sort of.
Lola: And you'll fix it?
Zoey: Yes, I'm Zoey, are you new?
Zoey: You didn't read what you signed?
Lola: Who reads things?!
Lola: Would you cooperate, you stupid yarn?
Jeremiah: The event raised thousands of dollars, which will be used to help homeless children in America. And that's something we can all walk about!
Lola: (talking to her sweater) I am going to fix you! ...After I eat that pudding!
Dustin: You wanna sponsor me?
Lola: (busily knitting) I don't know what that means.
Zoey: Wanna help us put up flyers?
James: Depends. What are we gonna do after we put up the flyers?
Zoey: Well...I was thinking, you could come back to my dorm room, and help me clean the mold out of my little refrigerator?
James: I would love to clean mold with you!
James: So, what's the "Big Walk?"
Zoey: A charity Walk-A-Thon.
Dustin: To raise money for the homeless kids.
Lola: Why can't the kids just go home?
Zoey: We'll suggest that...
James: So, what are these about?
Dustin: The big walk.
Michael: I'd like to take a big walk on your head for wrecking my pool shot!
Zoey: Hey cuteness!
James: Thanks for noticing!
James: And then I'll flap my arms, fly through the ceiling into outer space, become an elephant, then eat all the stars like they were sparkly little peanuts!
Lola: That's Dustin...and my name is RUN!!!
Quinn: I hate you!
Logan: I hate you more!
Logan: I've never even used a vacuum! That's girl's work!
Quinn: You're just jealous you're not as smart as a vacuum!
Zoey: We're in big trouble!
Lola: Aw, did Coco use our bathroom?
Zoey: My name's Zoey Brooks.
Carmine: And that means something to me?
Quinn: We haven't seen your Clack-ums.
Lola: Quit looking at my swimsuit.
Dustin: I'm not. You have a bug on your stomach.
Lola: What?! Where? Where's the bug? Help me! Get off me! Where's the bug? AHHH! Get off! Get off!
Dustin: Well tough chunks!
Quinn: Eskimo kiss!
(Quinn and Logan rub noses)
Michael: The time has come to strike my ball.
James: Just don't hurt the pudding!
Logan: I swear, you have the prettiest eyes.
Quinn: Well you have the cutest nose!
Logan: I know!
(to Logan and Quinn, who are "arguing")
Michael: Hey hey hey hey hey!! Cheese and rice! You guys sound like an old married couple!
Quinn: W-Why would we sound like a couple? We don't sound like a couple, we hate each other! We couldn't be further from a couple!
Quinn: If you were a gentleman you would leave!
Logan:Well, If you were a gentleman you would leave!
Quinn: I can't be a gentleman, I'm a girl you ninny!
Logan: Hey! I've never babysat kids in my life!
Logan: Wanna go make out?
James: What's the problem?
Quinn: He called me a science nerd!
Logan: 'Cause you ARE a science nerd!
Quinn: What if he did see us? Do you want to risk people finding out we're dating?!
Logan: Maybe Michael didn't even see us embarking!
This is Paul Butcher's (Dustin) second appearance in the fourth season.
Tagline: "I would love to clean mold with you!" -James
This character is a reference to The Godfather.