Zoey 101

Season 1 Episode 3


Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 16, 2005 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Zoey: (on the phone in a southern accent) Yes, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.
      Mr. Callahan: Uh, mustard? I didn't order any mustard.
      Zoey: Uh, yes sir, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.
      Mr. Callahan: What?! Who could eat that much mustard?
      Zoey: That's none of my business! So what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?
      Mr. Callahan: I-I don't even like mustard!
      Zoey: Then why'd you order so much?
      Mr. Callahan: I didn't!