Zoey: (on the phone in a southern accent) Yes, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.
Mr. Callahan: Uh, mustard? I didn't order any mustard.
Zoey: Uh, yes sir, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.
Mr. Callahan: What?! Who could eat that much mustard?
Zoey: That's none of my business! So what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?
Mr. Callahan: I-I don't even like mustard!
Zoey: Then why'd you order so much?
Mr. Callahan: I didn't!