Zoey 101

Season 1 Episode 3


Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 16, 2005 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Zoey: Now look, someone in the girls' dorm is spreading our personal secrets all over the PCA campus.
      Dana: And we're gonna find out who!
      Vicki: How?
      Quinn: Hey, I invented my own lie detector machine. It's over ninety-eight percent accurate!
      Nicole: How's it work?
      Quinn: Well I just connect three wires from the machine to your brain so that I can-
      Zoey: Wait. How do you connect the wires to our brain?
      Quinn: Oh, I just have to make a small incision just below your left ear, so that I can-
      Nicole: Incision?!
      Zoey: Quinn, nobody's taking a lie detector test if you have to do surgery on our heads!
      Quinn: It's one incision!