Zoey: Now look, someone in the girls' dorm is spreading our personal secrets all over the PCA campus.
Dana: And we're gonna find out who!
Quinn: Hey, I invented my own lie detector machine. It's over ninety-eight percent accurate!
Nicole: How's it work?
Quinn: Well I just connect three wires from the machine to your brain so that I can-
Zoey: Wait. How do you connect the wires to our brain?
Quinn: Oh, I just have to make a small incision just below your left ear, so that I can-
Zoey: Quinn, nobody's taking a lie detector test if you have to do surgery on our heads!
Quinn: It's one incision!