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Zoey wouldn't be allowed to wrestle Javers in the first place. She would have to be the same weight as him, and it's extremely obvious that she's not.
Chase: Hey! She's waking up!
Zoey: What...what happened?
Michael: You're okay.
Zoey: Did...did I win?
Lola: Oh...no. You lost.
Zoey: Well, how long did the match last?
Michael: Somewhere between three and four seconds.
Quinn: It's a new state record!
Chase: Yeah...Javers just kind of picked you up and slammed you down on the mat.
Jeremiah Trottman: Dooley! Where have you been?
Dooley: Some psycho girl sprayed me with a purple mist, and then I woke up handcuffed to a flagpole.
Jeremiah Trottman: Holy peanuts! That Javers is a monster!
Lola: Yes, but a monster with delicious arms!
Jeremiah Trottman: As we know, Chuck Javers is a four-time state champion. He's never been defeated in over 74 high school wrestling matches.
Lola: Yeah, but look at his scruffy head. I could definitely recommend some hair care products, starting with a deep conditioner!
Jeremiah Trottman: Lola! Stats on Zoey?
Jeremiah Trottman: Statistics, information on Zoey!
Lola: Oh! Sure! Um...let's see, uh...Zoey's favorite color is pink. She loves animals, especially bunnies, and um...oh! She likes sushi, as do I!
Lola: You need a partner?
Jeremiah Trottman: No! ...Um, yeah.
Lola: I'm your girl!
Jeremiah Trottman: You know sports?
Lola: Of course...sure! My dad's a sports...guy.
Zoey: I'm psyched that I finally get to wrestle somebody!
Chase: Hey, if you get in trouble, just use my signature move!
Michael: Hahahaha, you mean you want her to hide under the bed and cry?
Chase: I wasn't crying, okay? I was...there was a lot of dust under there!
Lola: I can't believe that Dooley guy gets to be on PCA TV with Jeremiah!
Quinn: What, now you want to do sports cover commentary?
Lola: I don't know what that means, but if I get to be on camera, then yes.
Quinn: I'm tired. I can't rub anymore!
Lola: Yeah, my hand's starting to get palm cramps.
Zoey: Fine, take a break. Second team!
Chase: I got her shoulders...
Michael: Aw, man! Why do I always get the feet?
(Lola sits down next to Jeremiah Trottman)
Lola: Jeremiah Trottman?
Jeremiah Trottman: Girl I don't know?
Lola: I'm Lola. I see you on the PCA news all the time.
Jeremiah Trottman: I cover PCA news, sporting events, graduations, and high profile injuries.
Lola: Right. Um, so, what do you think about using me as a reporter or something?
Jeremiah Trottman: (laughing) I don't think so.
Lola: Come on! I could be the weathergirl, or a fashion reporter! And...maybe we could go out sometime! Like, on a date.
Jeremiah Trottman: Would you really go out with me?
Lola: (thinks for a moment) ...No.
Jeremiah Trottman: Walk away.
Coach: (blows whistle) Let's get sweaty!
Coach: Hey! I'm the coach, you're the coacher!
Coach: Hey! Don't correct my suffixes!
Logan: Why are you here? This is not a place for girls!
Zoey: Wait, you mean this isn't the miniskirt and makeup superstore?
Lola: I want to be on TV!
Zoey: Join the wrestling team.
Lola: Ew, no! Gross!
Quinn: You said you-
Lola: I'm an actress! I want to be on TV with my hair pretty and my lips glossy, not all covered in...boy sweat!
Zoey: I didn't ask to join the wrestling team, I was yelled into it!
Coach: And as for you-
Zoey: I was just trying to break it up.
Coach: Yeah I know, I saw. What's your name?
Zoey: Zoey Brooks.
Coach: Where'd you learn to handle yourself like that, huh?
Zoey: Oh, well when I was little, my dad-
Coach: I want you on the wrestling team!!
Zoey: The wrestling team?
Coach: Come on!
Zoey: Oh, I'm really not sure if-
Coach: COME ON!!
Zoey: Look, I'm flattered-
Coach: Be on the team!
Zoey: Why do you want me to-
Coach: Join the team! SAY YES!
Zoey: If I say yes, will you stop screaming at me?!
Coach: WELCOME TO THE TEAM!
(Zoey breaks up a fight between two boys)
Coach: Alright, alright, just break it up! Break it up! Get up! I don't know what this fight was about, and I don't wanna know! Just shake hands! (the two boys shake hands)
Coach: Now, I want you to go get that bloody nose looked at, and I want you- oh, I want you to go buy a new sweater, because that one is awful!
Zoey: What are we talking about here?
Michael: Chase thinks the world's largest pumpkin is heavier than the world's fattest man.
Chase: Do you know how heavy the world's largest pumpkin is?
Michael: Just a little bit lighter than the world's fattest man!
Zoey: What if the world's fattest man ate the world's heaviest pumpkin?
Chase: Ohhhh, I would pay to see that!
Logan: Oooh, I'm Zoey, I use LOGIC!
Coach: Remember, there is no 'rest' in wrestling.
Zoey: Yes, there is. It's letters 2-5.
Lola: You can't be on the wrestling team!
Zoey: Why not?
Lola: Because you're a girl, and girls don't wrestle!
Quinn: Actually, it makes sense. Women are more flexible, have a greater tolerance of pain, and a better pelvic tilt.
Lola: Isn't that a band, Pelvic Tilt?
Chuck: Are you ready to WRESTLE?
Zoey: Yeah, unless you forfeit like the other guys.
(after drinking some of Chase's drink)
Chuck: I ain't gonna forfeit! I don't care if you're a girl! I HURT EVERYBODY JUST THE SAME!
Zoey: How... progressive of you!
Coach: Zoey! Good to see you! Have some of Blasser's potato salad.
Zoey: I don't want your potato salad!
Quinn: Kick his butt Zoey! He broke my glasses!
Tagline: "I love TV!" -Lola
Although credited, Paul Butcher (Dustin) does not appear in this episode.
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