Writer:	Paul F. Ciancarelli, David S. Di Pietro, James R. Stein, Timothy Stack, David Morgasen
Director:	Tim Andrew
Star:	Timothy Stack (Notch Johnson),  Kim Oja (Kimberlee Clark),  Jaime Bergman (B.J. Cummings),  Roland Kickinger (Chip Rommel),  Amy Weber (Porcelain Bidet),  Leila Arcieri (Jamaica St. Croix)
Recurring Role:	Robert Stephen Ryan (Professor Milosevic),  Lynne Marie Stewart (Ellen),  Jack Riley (Chappy)
Guest Star:	Shannon Welles (Nun),  Nate Reese (Nate),  Candace Kita (Female Asian News Reporter),  Patrick Thomas O'Brien (Chip's Poopie),  Deborah Lee Hall (Chip's Mootie),  Barbara Roberts (Aunt Jizzy),  Scott Berman (Greasy Guy),  James Gleason (Irish Priest),  Len Lesser (Nick Pappasmearos Jr.),  Jon Lovitz (BJ's Lover),  Lee Majors (Colonel Kooze),  Manuel Acosta (Mariachi Band),  Tobias Evangelista (Mariachi Band),  Rick Shuster (Helicopter Pilot),  David Morgasen (Voice of Prof. Milosevic),  Gilberto Polanca (Mariachi Band),  Ian Ziering (Harry Johnson)

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B.J. Cummings: Is it a boy or a girl?
Notch Johnson: B.J., I'm not a doctor. (edit) Notch Johnson (after talking to the President): Well, ya gotta love Bush!
Ellen Von Dyke: I know I do! (edit) Porcelain Bidet: I don't wanna become some kind of a bag lady.
Chappy: Pity. You sure got the bags for it! (edit) Notch Johnson: You gotta help me, I need a place to hide, Aunt Jizzy.
Aunt Jizzy: Notch, you can hide behind my back porch. It's plenty big! (edit) Aunt Jizzy: Come on everybody! It's time to eat Aunt Jizzy out...of house and home! (edit)

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