Writer:	Terry Mulroy
Director:	Gerry Cohen
Star:	Joel Murray (Danny Fitzsimmons),  Soleil Borda (Tina Miller),  Jennifer Irwin (Linda Michaels),  Taylor Ball (Brian Miller),  Renee Olstead (Lauren Miller),  Jami Gertz (Judy Miller),  Mark Addy (Bill Miller)
Guest Star:	Andrew Morelli (Son),  Michael Francis Clarke (Father),  Steven Rozic (Driver)

The original ending (with Brian having an allergic reaction to the beer) was cut out of the final airing. (edit) This episode aired at 8:30 PM. (edit)

Judy: I'm sorry, we can't send you to day camp this summer. We're sorry, we forgot.
Tina: "Forgot," huh? But I'm sure there's plenty of beer in the fridge. (edit) Fitz: Do you mind if I borrow that camping gear again? My son and I got that PFLAG campout this weekend.
Bill: Ah, the annual gay campout in the gay woods with your gay son?
Fitz: Yeah.
Bill: Do you learn arts and crafts from the indian in The Village People? (edit) Judy: Do you think [Brian]'s having second thoughts?
Bill: He was acting a little weird.
Judy: I'll bet he's scared and he's afraid to admit it because we'll make fun of him like we always do. (edit) Judy: A lot could go wrong over there with the different languages, the confusing subways, the euros...
Bill: Uh, that's a little racist, Judy.
Judy: No, Bill, "euros" is what they call their money.
Bill: Oh... stupid foreigners! (edit) Brian: 'Football' is what the Italians call soccer. It's Papa's favorite sport, so I thought I'd learn about it.
Bill: I'll tell you everything you need to know about it in two words: bor ing! (edit)

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Bill refers to Brian possibly drinking "Vino Barbarino" in Italy, intermixing the Italian word for 'wine' with the Sweathog played by John Travolta on Welcome Back, Kotter. (edit)