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Jerri has a difficult time in Noblet's class when she's asked to read from Moby Dick.
When she realizes that cheerleaders get all the guys, plus they're treated with kid gloves in class, she decides to try out for the Donkettes squad. She learns right away that cheerleaders need to know how to spell. Her illiteracy is quickly revealed and Jerri is immediately subjected to complete humiliation. Add a recap »

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Writers:: David Wain Amy Sedaris Paul Dinello

Director:: Juan J. Campanella

Stars:: Deborah Rush (Sara Blank); Stephen Colbert (Chuck Noblet); Maria Thayer (Tammi Littlenut); Amy Sedaris (Jerri Blank); Paul Dinello (Geoffrey Jellineck); Greg Hollimon (Principal Onyx Blackman); Larc Spies (Derrick Blank); Orlando Abdo Patoboy (Orlando Pinatubo); Sarah Thyre (Coach Cherri Wolf); Roberto Gari (Guy Blank)

Guest Star:: Ken Campbell (Glen); Ginger Williams (Susie); Jeremy Nagel (Daniel); Rose Abdoo (Maria Garcia y Perez); Heather Magee (Shannon Tudyk); Nicole Dalton (Judy Fabjance); Patrick Blindauer (Chip Beavers); Chuck Caruso (Trake)

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Closing Credits Dance Sequence: Fosse-like choreography, set to the tune of "On Broadway" edit »

Jerri (Pretending to read the first chapter of Moby Dick): I've already read this one. Isn't this about that guuuuy? There was this, uhh, old man, with a beard. And, uhh, he became friends with... a big white fish. And, umm, they became such good friends that the fish moved in with the old man. But, uhh, his old lady freaked out on him. So, uhh, the fish, Dick, uhh, decided to go on a road trip. And, uhh, he got busted because they found out he had a lot of narcotics, uhh, hidden in his, uhh, belly. And, uhh, so, uhh, he actually did five to ten at the state pen.
Noblet: not having paid any attention Nicely read, Jerri.
Jerri: Thank you. edit »