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Crime Doesn't Pay...Seriously, It Really Doesn't

Episode Number: 3    Season Num: 1    First Aired: Thursday July 3, 2003    Prod Code: 002
Stripperella goes up against that low-rate villain, Cheapo, a criminal who's idea of a prime robbery would be knocking over a 99 Cents Store.

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Writer: Kevin Kopelow, Heath Seifert
Director: Kevin Altieri
Star: Sirena Irwin (Persephone Cliche),  Tom Kenny (Special Agent 14/Various),  Jill Talley (Giselle/Various),  Jon Cryer (Clifton/Various),  Maurice LaMarche (Chief Stroganoff/Leonard/Various),  Pamela Anderson (Erotica Jones/Stripperella)
Guest Star: Kevin Farley (Henchman #1),  Jillian Barberie (Sally Rose),  Jon Lovitz (Cheapo),  Stan Lee (Jerry),  John Farley (Henchman #2)

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This episode was the third episode to air, but it appears as the first episode on the 'Stripperella: Season 1' DVD set which indicates that it may have been intended to be seen as the series premiere. (edit)
This is the first time we see Stripperella use her laser lipstick weapon from the title sequence. (edit)
This episode is similar to an episode of Kim Possible called "Low Budget" which also featured a villian that was cheap. (edit)
"Spookshow Baby" was written & performed by Rob Zombie. (edit)

Quotes

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Stripperella: You guys hang tight until the police get here. With the world's largest staple remover. (edit)
Cheapo: I got it! I'm a hundredaire! (edit)
Stripperella: Look out crime! I'm gonna take a bite out of you, but not in a way your gonna find pleasurable. (edit)
Cheapo: Put the word out on the street that whomever kills Stripperella, I Cheapo will pay a bounty of eight dollars!
Fat Henchman: But the going rate for a hit is more in the range of fifty thousand dollars.
Cheapo: What!? That's exorbitant! Oh, well just have to do it ourselves. (edit)
Cheapo: Now there's only one thing that can get in our way.
Fat Henchman: Logic?
Cheapo: No, Stripperella! I want Stripperella dead! (edit)

Trivia

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In the $0.89 Cent store that Cheapo & his henchmen rob, the clerk is ringing in items at $0.89 cents and when one of them does not ring in she asks for a price check. Naturally, the price check is called out with the value of $0.89 cents. (edit)

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