Stripperella: Crime Doesn't Pay...Seriously, It Really Doesn't
Episode score
8.7
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Crime Doesn't Pay...Seriously, It Really Doesn't
- 3.
- Season: 1
- Episode: 3
- First Aired: 7/3/2003
- Prod Code: 002
- In the $0.89 Cent store that Cheapo & his henchmen rob, the clerk is ringing in items at $0.89 cents and when one of them does not ring in she asks for a price check. Naturally, the price check is called out with the value of $0.89 cents. edit »
- Stripperella: You guys hang tight until the police get here. With the world's largest staple remover. edit »
- Cheapo: I got it! I'm a hundredaire! edit »
- Stripperella: Look out crime! I'm gonna take a bite out of you, but not in a way your gonna find pleasurable. edit »
- Cheapo: Put the word out on the street that whomever kills Stripperella, I Cheapo will pay a bounty of eight dollars!
Fat Henchman: But the going rate for a hit is more in the range of fifty thousand dollars.
Cheapo: What!? That's exorbitant! Oh, well just have to do it ourselves. edit » - Cheapo: Now there's only one thing that can get in our way.
Fat Henchman: Logic?
Cheapo: No, Stripperella! I want Stripperella dead! edit » - Bar Announcer: Let's hear it for Angel! Now that's what I call a burning bush. Amen! edit »
- Bar Owner: She's got the bible out. She's preaching again! This is ridiculous, religion doesn’t belong in our schools or in a gentleman's club! edit »
- Cheapo: Take a penny, leave a penny? I think I'll take a penny! (Pours whole bowl of pennies into his bag) edit »
- Sally Rose: We'll be right back. Coming up later, a man who cheated on his wife with a goat. A male goat. edit »
- Cheapo: Now, I'm planning my biggest crime yet.
Stripperella: Not if I have anything to do with it.
Cheapo: Well if I have anything to do with it, you wont have anything to do with it because if you get in my way I'll kill you. edit » - Cheapo: You! Shampoo. Don't mind if I do. edit »
- Stripperella: Yeah, I've just started a new charity called Animals Need Universal Support or A.N.U.S.
Sally Rose: Any time you wanna plug A.N.U.S. on my show, I'll be more than happy to have you. edit » - Stripperella: (straddling a massive vibrating banana) I love fighting crime. edit »
- Stripperella: You cheap jerk!
Cheapo: But first I'm going too kill you!
Stripperella: You cheap evil jerk! edit » - Stripperella: Thanks for the penny deatomizer. You never know when a gadget you received earlier that day can help you out later on.
(later on in giant jar of pennies)
Penny Deatomizer: Penny deatomized in 10 minutes.
Stripperella: 10 minutes!? edit » - Stripperella: Time to administer the world's largest ass kicking! edit »
- This episode was the third episode to air, but it appears as the first episode on the 'Stripperella: Season 1' DVD set which indicates that it may have been intended to be seen as the series premiere. edit »
- This is the first time we see Stripperella use her laser lipstick weapon from the title sequence. edit »
- This episode is similar to an episode of Kim Possible called "Low Budget" which also featured a villian that was cheap. edit »
- "Spookshow Baby" was written & performed by Rob Zombie. edit »
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