Writer:	Robin Shorr, Ben Dougan
Director:	Gail Mancuso
Star:	Deon Richmond (Calvin Babbet),  Kali Rocha (Ms. Wiggins),  Matt Winston (Mitch),  Phil Hendrie (Dick),  Sarah Shahi (Tina),  Sarah Alexander (Alice),  Justin Bartha (Jeff Cahill)
Guest Star:	Michael Boatman (Jay),  Denzel Whitaker (Martin),  Shana Stein (Barbara),  Steve Sekely (Teacher),  Rod McLachlan (Referee)

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(Alice enters the teacher's lounge)
Alice: No need to stop talking – I just need to get my mail!
Tina: Nobody was talking!
Alice: Oh, sorry, I just can’t tell anymore. (edit) Alice: We can offer something Caulfield never can.
Jeff: Metal detectors?
Alice: All of us. (gathers all the teachers) (edit) Alice: Is that what we're doing with all our gifted kids; send them to Caulfield?
Jeff: Well we could try to send them some of our idiots, but I don't think they'll take them. (edit) Alice: He made a secret wager with the Caulfield headmaster. If we win Martin Saunders gets to transfer to Caulfield Prep.
Teachers: yea!... booo... (confused) ...yea?...booo? (edit) (Calvin slaps a hotdog out of Dick's mouth)
Jeff: What the hell are you doing? You don't put a hand near Dick when he's about to feed. (edit)

Tina mentions that she grew up with four brothers. (edit) The song played during the Schoolympics competition is Survivor's Eye of the Tiger. (edit)

Spartacus
The scene where each of the faculty members stands up and announces "I am part of this" is a reference to the movie Spartacus. Specifically, the scene where a crowd of people is addressed and Spartacus is asked to stand up to identify himself but before he gets a chance, the others in the crowd stand up and announce "I am Spartacus" to protect him. (edit)