This show is amazing in words I can't explain.
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The show, though created in 1998, focuses around six teenagers-residents of Point Place, Wisconsin-between the years of 1976 and 1979.
The six main characters are Eric Forman, Donna Pinciotti, Michael Kelso, Steven Hyde, Jackie Burkhart, and Fez: The Foreigner.
Most of the scenes in the show are shot at the Formans' house. Eric Forman (Topher Grace) is your average guy. Not that good looking, smart-ass to his father, and he sucks at sports. Somehow, he got the athletic, pretty neighbor girl, Donna Pinciotti. (Laura Prepon) Eric's father, Red, (Kurtwood Smith) is a World War II veteran, so obviously he's a tough guy and is disappointed my his son's weakness and unathleticness. He's got some funny lines, and is most known for his "foot-in-ass" jokes. His wife and Eric's mon, Kitty, is a nurse that does most of the cooking and cleaning around the house. She has her moments where she can burst out laughing with her famous, weird laugh and then she can go into depression like she did in Season 5 when she learned she had menopause. Both parents were pretty funny, although if Red was a real-life father for a son like Eric, it'd be hell for him. Eric also has a bratty sister named Laurie. She was in the show the first two seasons, then she just started making recurring appearances every once in a while, by two different people. I hated her.
Donna's parents were kinda worse. Her father, Bob, (Don Stark) was an embarassing father with messed up hair (so messed up, that the characters, who were set in the '70s, even laughed at it. That's how bad) He ate a lot, but he wasn't really fat. Donna's mom, Midge, was your average idiot. Blonde, Midge tried her hardest to look smart as she believed that a woman could do anything that a man could do. But she left Bob in Season 3, I believe, only to come back in Season 6, prior to the marriage of Donna and Eric. Midge was kinda funny, but she was really hot, so that kind of blocks out the average humor.
Steven, (Danny Masterson) mostly referred to as his last name, Hyde, was one of those guys who really didn't care about anything, didn't bow down to the popular ones, and always wanted to take down the authorities. He was my favorite character, because I think I am most like him in those traits. People who think that they should be bowed down to are stupid. I'm not one who gets all sobby and stuff over anything. His mother left late in Season 1 and the Formans took him in. Later on, though, two people claimed to be his dad. His real dad showed up in Season 7 - a black man, and then later found out he also had a sister. They ran a records store together.
Michael, (Ashton Kutcher) also referred to by his last name, Kelso, is the dumbest person in Point Place. But unlike other shows where they make the dumb character TOO dumb to a point where they're really annoying and unstandable, the writers of That '70s Show made Kelso dumb in a way that makes him hilarious.
Kelso was in more stints of relationships with Jackie Burkhart (Mila Kunis) than I have fingers and toes. They constantly broke up and were such a hilarious couple. But Jackie got annoying to me when she would boss him around, even though she was the youngest of the whole group. She fit better with Hyde because he would rarely listen to her ridiculous demands. She was pretty, but to me, she wasn't that much prettier than Donna, although she kept making fun of Donna throughout the whole series for being, nearly giant. Or maybe it was just that Mila Kunis is a tiny person. Mila wasn't the hottest girl on the show, either. It was Brooke, who we saw from Seasons 6-7, as she was a part-time librarian who also attended school at Point Place. Kelso got her pregnant in the bathroom at a concert.
Then there's Fez. (Wilmur Valderrez) He's the foreigner with the accent that most people pretend like they can't understand during the show although I can understand him clearly. (They exagerate the accent, obviously.) He has some really funny lines - a lot of them are weird, though, to the rest of the gang, so a lot of them don't get any laughs following. Some don't get laughs either because they don't understand him or they don't think it's funny because his joke is an old American joke that he just learned.
Some other characters during the show include Leo. (Tommy Chong) He's a hippie that's also just messed up. To Red's surprise and impressment, he's a war veteran, also. He's the same example that I gave with Kelso. Dumb, but hilarious. He ran a store named Fotohut, which is where Hyde worked from Season 2 and beyond to maybe about Season 4 or 5. Randy was an addition to Season 8 because Topher Grace left for the season to take part in a Spiderman movie. He worked at Hyde and Angie's (his sister) record store and also became the boyfriend of Donna. He was annoying and his jokes were not funny at all. Lame.
All-in-all, the great parts dominate the few annoying parts in order to making this my favorite show all-time. I have every season on DVD, and one of these days, the disc for just one episode is going to be worth thousands, which is how great I think That '70s Show is. More proof? This review has reached exactly 940 words. There 'ya have it.